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post #21 of 28

OH MY! These are GREAT!

The worst part is . . . . .

I'm going to have to SHARE some of them!
post #22 of 28
Why did the cookie have to go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy!! My ds tells it to everyone.

Also, why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9 (read seven ATE nine)!!

Keep laughing about what's brown and sticky . . . just struck me as funny.
post #23 of 28
What do sharks eat with their peanut butter?

Ans: Jellyfish



How do you know there's an elephant in the cupboard?

Ans: You can see his footprints in the peanut butter.
post #24 of 28
what do you call a flying skunk? a smellicopter.
what do you get when you cross a skunk with a boomerang? a smell you can't get rid off.

those are our favorites because we actually find them amusing. there are rafts more that are completely lame or even incomprehensible to us :

i love the stick one. my best friend tells that one all the time (and she's 36)
post #25 of 28
What is a police officer's favourite dessert?

A copcake!


Which reindeer is Santa's best cleaner?

Comet!


Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
post #26 of 28
Oh thank you thank you for the new material!!!

Here are some of the ones I am SO tired of!

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

Why did the elephant paint his toe nails red? So he hide in a cherry tree. .............Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?? No? It works!

Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?
So he wouldn't fall in the hot chocolate.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo Hoo?

Its only a joke, you don't have to cry about it.

What is black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
post #27 of 28
Today my 6 year old came home and i told her the jokes I got from you guys and she laughed herself silly!!!!

Thank you!

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other SLIDE!!!
post #28 of 28
Kristimom, those jokes are so funny! I'm using all of them and my boys think I'm brilliantly funny. Thanks
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