Joke my mom e-mailed to me this morning

[Jadzia]

This kind of made me laugh so I thought I'd share:


BABY EXAMINED FOR BEING UNDERWEIGHT

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in to examine the baby. She was concerned about the baby's weight. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

"Breast-fed" she replied.

"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."

"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."


P.S. Can I go to the Doctors with you? (ha)

[TiredX2]

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[sapphire_chan]

Although that does bring up an interesting point. With all the people who can't seem to grasp the "my baby is breastfed, I have no idea how many ounces" concept, you'd think at least one of them would try weighing the baby before and after a feeding. (My first thought, inspired by the joke, was that they would want to weigh mama's breasts )