The only reason that I have any diapers for BellyBean is that she's the third baby, not the first. 
I'm not expecting any help from anyone, no presents of clothing, diapers, or anything remotely useful at all, so it's not like I'm waiting for anything to happen.
I'm just miserable and lazy and trying to survive on Cream of Wheat, which is depressing enough on it's own.
No, you're not the only slacker, not even close.

I'm not expecting any help from anyone, no presents of clothing, diapers, or anything remotely useful at all, so it's not like I'm waiting for anything to happen.
I'm just miserable and lazy and trying to survive on Cream of Wheat, which is depressing enough on it's own.

No, you're not the only slacker, not even close.










I feel much more ready now....)