Congratulations!!!! What a great birth story! I was crackin up at how hillarious you are! I cannot believe that scary doula made your dh make her breakfast! What a nut!
Thank you for sharing your very entertaining birth story. you must keep dh in stitches. Your children are so lucky to have a fun mama like you. Seriously are you published, if not you should be.
Sounds like a wonderful birth, and your story was hilarious. I guess that should come as no surprise, given that you've chosen to quote David Sedaris in your siggy .
My Dear,
Thank you for posting your story.
It has been a rather heavy day, your humor was just what I needed.
Your cautionary doula tale was good too.... Albeit unpleasant.
You are a very good writer.
You story was joyful and triumphant.
I loved it.
What an amazing birth! I loved the way you told it. Thanks for sharing!
Seriosly. How dare she ask your husband to make her breakfast, like he's some useless spectator at his child's birth. I hope you complained to the doula you hired about the back-up she uses. What a freak!
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