'Oh-oh-oh! Monsieur, ne touchez pas, s'il vous plait!" in a funny voice for something breakable.
"Guckatooey!" with an exagerrated expression of disgust for stuff like bird poop or cigarette butts.
"Walking with this drumstick can hurt you! Let's sit and play with it," which never works, so then:
"I know you love this drumstick, but I can't let you have it. I'm sorry it got left where you could reach it. Can I trade you for...(insert acceptable item here)?"
"Guckatooey!" with an exagerrated expression of disgust for stuff like bird poop or cigarette butts.
"Walking with this drumstick can hurt you! Let's sit and play with it," which never works, so then:
"I know you love this drumstick, but I can't let you have it. I'm sorry it got left where you could reach it. Can I trade you for...(insert acceptable item here)?"
