Let me laugh at ds while he screams

[Geofizz]

Ok, so our babies are at that stage of "something is in my hand, let's put it in my mouth." Elliot spend a lot of time with his hands, his feet, my shirt in his mouth as a result.

Yesterday during a diaper change he grabbed hold of his penis. That's right, ladies, he got ahold of his penis, his mouth went open, and ... he yanked so hard he cried for 5 minutes.

I finally got my bare-bottomed baby to nurse through my giggles.

He paid me back, by the way, for laughing at him. He peed all over my blouse. I taught my class yesterday wearing my suit pants and a running shirt.

[allnaturalmama]

Oh, Wendy, that is priceless!!!!

[amis2girls]

[judybean]

That is *HILARIOUS*!!! Totally adorable and just... gosh.. I'm *still* laughing!!!!

[amygoforth]

I love it! Lucky DH is napping right now, and I can't wait for him to wake up so I can tell him. Hilarious!

[Spark]

Oh. wendy!!!! and Wow!

[aisraeltax]

well, you know, most men really would want that thing in their mouth!

so you laughing about his inability to do that is not to be taken lightly...and we all see what he thought of you doing so.

now i realize why some professors came to class dressed a little funky! it wasn't because of my liberal education and their lack of fashion...but b/c they were peed on!

priceless!!!

[xmasbaby7]

Originally Posted by aisraeltax

well, you know, most men really would want that thing in their mouth!

Wouldn't we prefer it if they could do it themselves?

[mamanurse]

If men could do that themselves, they would never leave the house...

[amygoforth]

Has anybody seen that SNL skit where the guy goes to yoga class just so he could learn to do it himself?

[Ayala Eilon]

They wouldn't leave the house but they would leave us (women) out of that job which would be fine with most of us. What obsession they have indeed. If wemen told the truth about it... man, oh what will men do? Poor things.
What funny scene indeed.

[Geofizz]

So glad I wasn't the only one laughing...

Originally Posted by aisraeltax

now i realize why some professors came to class dressed a little funky! it wasn't because of my liberal education and their lack of fashion...but b/c they were peed on!

Funky indeed. I keep my running shoes in the same drawer.

[wawoof]

Wendy, that's hilarious Galen sticks everything in his mouth too, and pulls my hair so hard I squeal, but hasn't found his penis yet. Big brother on the other hand... has been known to try to probe his penis with one of those serrated grapefruit spoons and this morning was trying to pull the end through a twisty playdough mold. DH and I totally cringe...

Oh yeah, and I have heard people joke about male yogis being able to perform "auto-fallacio", but is it really possible??