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Something I never thought I'd say  

post #1 of 23
5/26/06 at 5:49pm
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I just heard myself say, "You don't grab anyone's penis but your own."

Didn't see that one coming.
post #2 of 23
5/26/06 at 5:49pm
post #3 of 23
5/26/06 at 5:59pm
That is pretty funny!
post #4 of 23
5/26/06 at 6:01pm





One for the baby book. . .
post #5 of 23
5/26/06 at 6:09pm
We should do a thread on "strange penis" comments... I have one!

my ds (3yrs) was eating his dinner w/ one hand and had the other down his pants (oy ). I asked him to take his hand out of his pants and he did so... then started laughing and licking that same hand all over. Okay, less of a "penis comment" and more of a "strange penis interaction..."
but, had to share!
post #6 of 23
5/26/06 at 7:05pm

that made me laugh!
post #7 of 23
5/30/06 at 4:05pm
I had three dds before having my ds. In the last year or so I have used the word penis in so many different sentences I can't count. i was having an intense conversation with him walking out of church this Sunday and couldn't understand the giggles. I guess the old ladies don't have much need for penis rules!
post #8 of 23
5/30/06 at 4:11pm
How about "A we dont touch T's penis!!"

They are 4.5 and 3.....we are working on 'personal space' and 'private parts'
post #9 of 23
5/30/06 at 4:52pm


Does anyone else have a child who seems to be incapable of saying "penis" in any other way than at top volume with clear, equal enunciation of each syllable?

Little boys are such a riot. :
post #10 of 23
5/30/06 at 4:56pm
post #11 of 23
5/30/06 at 4:56pm
post #12 of 23
5/30/06 at 4:58pm
post #13 of 23
5/30/06 at 5:03pm
too funny!
And you are so right, when a little boy says "penis" it always comes out "PEE-NIS" at top volume! It's so funny to me that no matter HOW kids are raised, they are always fascinated by those parts of their bodies (and some folks never stop being fascinated...!).
post #14 of 23
5/30/06 at 5:07pm
here too.

it's our bathtime mantra
post #15 of 23
5/30/06 at 7:44pm
We keep a little notebook on top of the fridge that we call "I Never Thought I'd Say..." book, so we can remember all the priceless things that WE say. We have three boys, so there's lots of penis stuff in there! Actually, potty humor in general is big around here. Man, do I get tired of fielding comments about the amazing properties of the magical penis. Always at the dinner table, too!
post #16 of 23
5/30/06 at 8:54pm
Yesterday.

Me: You could just say "No, thank you."

3.5 yo son: I don't have all my manners. I have my "please," but I don't have my "no thank you." It's in my pants.


This morning (not bathtime).

Husband to naked 3.5 yo son holding scooper from the bath over himself: What are you doing?

Son: Protecting my penis from the sharks.
post #17 of 23
5/30/06 at 11:54pm
Rio Mama, I literally laughed out loud at the shark comment. That's great.

Quote:
Originally Posted by smlwieber
How about "A we dont touch T's penis!!"
I've said that too!
post #18 of 23
5/31/06 at 12:13am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rio Mama


This morning (not bathtime).

Husband to naked 3.5 yo son holding scooper from the bath over himself: What are you doing?

Son: Protecting my penis from the sharks.

:
post #19 of 23
5/31/06 at 12:39am
these are so funny.

"please keep your penis off of my keyboard."
post #20 of 23
5/31/06 at 12:59am
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Rio and Kleine Mamas...those are priceless comments!

I recently asked my 3.5 yo DS if he wanted to sleep in PJ's or just undies..

Son: I want to just sleep in my penis

Ya gotta love those boys
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