OMG this could get depressing.
Before I was a mom I....
Was a size 3, now I'm a size 7/8.
Had semi-perky boobies.
Did my hair and makeup everyday.
Never got behind on dishes or laundry.
Had a spotless house.
Exercised 7 days a week. hahahahahahahaha not anymore
Spent most nights playing with my girlfriends and having fun.
Never had throw up and boogers wiped on my sleeve.
Slept 8 hours...every....single.....day.
Had less lines on my face, thank goodness most of them are from smiling.
Ok I need to stop, somebody needs to start a thread entitled 'Now that I'm a Mom....'
: holy moly the heartburn....the heartburn!!