Y'know what? If you're showing already, y'probably ain't fat. On those of us who actually ARE fat, it's like, "five extra pounds? Water bloat? Where?" Just blends in.


'Course, it probably helps that I haven't been able to afford to buy new pants for ages, and the ones I have are about two sizes too big, and fall off without a belt. And the belt I have is analog, that is, doesn't have preset holes, so I have no way of really measuring if my belly has gotten any bigger.
My breasts, now! I'm sure there's some weight gain there!
