Now, finally, in this organic health food hell, a subject I can sink my teeth into ...
Cocoa Puffs ... how do I love thee, let me count the ways?
Is it the way you turn the milk that chocolate-y brown?
Or is it the way your crunch lasts for precisely 3.7 minutes after pouring that milk?
Perhaps it is the way the bottom of your box is layered with that brown and white sugar powder stuff?
Or the way when I fill the bowl too high you overflow and roll off on to the floor, for me to unknowingly grind to powder under the table?
Cocoa Puffs, I love thee with such fullness, that I bear with joy that sore upper-palate that comes with overconsumption ... it is a wound of love ...