* When DH doesn't notice that his current pet name for you has switched from "sweet love" to "big love", and when you call him on it, he stutters something about the HBO show and brings home flowers.
* When 3 hours of sleep seems like an eternity.
* When the baby no longer "kicks" or "moves" but is actually "roiling like the sea in a storm" and causes people speaking to you to kinda glaze over in frightened amazement with their mouths hanging open and forget what they were saying.
* When you're actually looking forward to an exam to find out what the heck is going on up there, since there is NO WAY you could see it yourself, even with 3 mirrors and a videocamera.
* When you get really excited about the thought of a stomachache or nausea. Last night, DH said his stomach hurt, and I looked a bit forlorn and said, "Lucky". Which he didn't really appreciate.
* When you bring someone you trust to help you return duplicates and crap off your baby registry because you know the customer service desk will give you trouble, and it's pretty much a roulette wheel of whether you'll scream at them, cry, throw the Diaper Champ across the room, laugh or throw up, depending on what your raging hormones are doing that day.
* When you find your first chin hair, but fairly concede that it's better than 1st trimester acne, leaking breasts, stretch marks or skin tags in weird places.
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