I'm due *today*. Riiiiiiight aboooouuuuut.... NOW. And here I am, at work, with no signs of impending labor, dreading having to deal with well-meaning people.When are you due? TODAY??? What are you doing here?!?!?
Haven't you had that baby yet? I hope you're sitting on a garbage bag!
Wow, when are you going to induce?
: Can you tell I had a weekend rife with annoying questions?
C'mon, tadpole... we're ready for you!!!