"LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON" kit, gift-wrapping available!
Description: Advanced technology! Now, father and son can match without surgery. Stops painful tradition in it's tracks while eliminating risk of paternal inadaquacy syndrome and potential neonatal circumcision complications such as hemorrhage, infection, and death. A must have for the arrival of your 21st century blue bundle!
Contents:
(1) pair of novelty glasses, with fake nose and mustache.
(1) adult novelty bib, blue bonnet, or pacifier
(1) pair of adult briefs
(1) reusable ice pack (for mimimizing penile size difference)
(1) 1oz baggy of mock pubic/armpit hair and super glue
(1) artificial umbilical cord stump (to avoid confusion during those early days)
(1) bottle of nair -OR- (1) bottle hair dye -OR- (1) miniature wig/toupe, etc. (as applicable)
(4) grease pencils, (1) black, (1) brown, (1) red, (1) white (For realistic mimicking of freckles, birthmarks, age spots, moles, stretchmarks, scars, 'storkbites', and more!)
(1) bottle of tooth paint OR (1) container of tooth wax (For realistic 'toothless' look for dad.)
(1) coupon for foreskin restoration device -OR- 35mm film canister, medical tape, etc.
(1) pamphlet/article on foreskin restoration/methods
Can you think of others useful items?
This could be an empty (but labeled) novelty gift box too.
The perfect intactivist gift for couples contemplating circumcision so father and son will match. Ideal for baby showers, blessingways, and long-distance gift giving. May also be used as an informative/humorous display at baby fairs or childbirth education classes.
Description: Advanced technology! Now, father and son can match without surgery. Stops painful tradition in it's tracks while eliminating risk of paternal inadaquacy syndrome and potential neonatal circumcision complications such as hemorrhage, infection, and death. A must have for the arrival of your 21st century blue bundle!
Contents:
(1) pair of novelty glasses, with fake nose and mustache.
(1) adult novelty bib, blue bonnet, or pacifier
(1) pair of adult briefs
(1) reusable ice pack (for mimimizing penile size difference)
(1) 1oz baggy of mock pubic/armpit hair and super glue
(1) artificial umbilical cord stump (to avoid confusion during those early days)
(1) bottle of nair -OR- (1) bottle hair dye -OR- (1) miniature wig/toupe, etc. (as applicable)
(4) grease pencils, (1) black, (1) brown, (1) red, (1) white (For realistic mimicking of freckles, birthmarks, age spots, moles, stretchmarks, scars, 'storkbites', and more!)
(1) bottle of tooth paint OR (1) container of tooth wax (For realistic 'toothless' look for dad.)
(1) coupon for foreskin restoration device -OR- 35mm film canister, medical tape, etc.
(1) pamphlet/article on foreskin restoration/methods
Can you think of others useful items?
This could be an empty (but labeled) novelty gift box too.
The perfect intactivist gift for couples contemplating circumcision so father and son will match. Ideal for baby showers, blessingways, and long-distance gift giving. May also be used as an informative/humorous display at baby fairs or childbirth education classes.
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