help me with the turkey baster!

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hi girls
look, i need some help. am considering AI in order to have a child with my partner, who has v low sperm count due to a sporting injury. i have a child already with my ex-husband, so hoping i am ok.
i don't like all this buffering and anonymity with frozen clinic sperm, so am looking into a fresh donation, as it were. but what about the turkey-basting? i don't like the sound of it at all!!!!!!!! please can someone who knows how to do it tell me what we should do? i really don't like that bit about not getting any air in the teat pipette or whatever we use, because then it might kill me.
jeez. this all seems so scary. such a pity that after 7 years of very persistent trying, my partner and i just couldn't do this.
also, i am terrified of another delivery as traumatic as my first - but maybe that's another post. (what do you do if you're so scared?)
thanks guys for anything useful you can think of to help me.
jxx
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