O.M.Freeking.G. Guess what showed up on my porch this afternoon? YES. My Amazon Box.
Instead of being from the US Postal Service, which is how it was originally shipped and supposedly confirmed and delivered, the box was completely destroyed on one end, taped back up, a tiny duplicate receipt (that is on thermal paper, like from an old fax machine) enclosed in it, and had a FedEx label on top of the USPS label.
I cannot wait to call FedEx tomorrow and find out what the h-e-doubles went on with this package. Find out where this thing originated from. And call the police to let them know I got the package, albeit from the wrong delivery service.
So many bizarre scenarios are running through my mind right now about how this could have gone down....each of them more bizarre than the next!
Good news is, all the kiddies will get their presents, even if they are a week late.
So, here's a fun question: What do YOU think happened to my package that finally made its way to me?
I think it got dumped after whoever stole it realized it was just childrens' books, someone else found it and decided to take pity on me (since it was obviously presents, as I ordered 4 copies of one book and 2 copies of another) and sent it to me, since all they had was the address on the box and our phone number is unlisted...though that doesn't answer the question as to why it was a duplicate receipt and not the original.....(note to self, check credit card transactions after I sign off MDC).
So anyway, there you have it. How unreal. Gotta go email my girlfriends....