post #701 of 940
7/20/08 at 2:36am
: Don't I know it! We recently lost the blue guy to our wooden people mover and are missing one Swaddlebees OCV diaper ($24!). I have turned.this.house.upside.down. I asked DS1 if he threw them away and he said "yes" and smiled devilishly. Awesome. I am inclined to believe him, even though he's never done that before. The trash can now lives on the kitchen counter.
We chucke when people sit on out couch because it is the usual sex spot.(hey, we lay down a blanket):
Nope - not poisionous. Apparently pretty yucky but not dangerous.....at least according to the PA poision control hotline
You catch yourself singing some annoying children's song.
In the grocery store.
You spell all swear words, regardless of who you're talking to.
You just smile and shake your head when you hear the childless discuss what 'their children' will and will not do. Then laugh openly when you and your girlfriends talk about your own 'lists' from before your kids were born.
(I was never going to have a baby in my bed
...you've seriously wondered how long a person could live on a diet of cheerios, potting soil, and junk mail.
...you don't bother putting away the square plastic bowls. You hand them straight to your DD because you've accepted that they all belong piled next to the cat's food.
...you spend a significant portion of your day bartering to try to get your own possessions back without a meltdown.