..your child comes walking in the kitchen saying, "Here mama! Here mama!" And he hands you a piece of poop.
-- when you buy a brand new tube of toothpaste and two days later it turns up missing.. and then a month later you find it shoved between the mattress on the floor and the bedframe (of course! that's where are always store our toothpaste..)
-- when you find a little red ball under your bed that you don't recognize and you realize it's a month old POTATO
-- when fully half your caloric intake comes from food that has been either licked, chewed, or is from off the floor
-- when you are reading this thread and trying not to laugh TOO hysterically loudly so you don't wake your toddler up and have him interrupt your wild friday night...