OMG this is the best thread ever!! i cant stop laughing!!
when breastmilk is called ICE...
when you're at the grocery store/bank/mall on a hot summers day and your toddler starts screaming "Mom ICE.. ICE.. ICE!!" and starts lifting up your shirt or puting his hand down from the top so he can unlatch the top of your bra clip while everyone stares at the top of your now half exposed breast!
Then if ICE Doesnt work or you say in a few minutes babe then 'mom!! BOOOO! BOOO!! BOOBBB!! yum yum"
When you tell all your friends/family/acquaintances all the 'cool' new things your son does now..
When you wake up in the middle of the night before dad can even touch him... before dads even awake..to hear your son kicking dad away telling dad 'no no no! Go GO GO!! ....... mom... ice.... booo... mWAH!'
Then happily settling down in your arms getting boo... while saying one more time 'dad no no no... ' and raises your finger to make the no no no sign to dad.. (lol so much for nightweaning... )
when you eat things you dont even like that is now soggy all covered in spit... just so that his hands dont get sticky and in your hair!
when you eat things because your child forcefully pushes it in your mouth by saying 'mom ... ahhhh.. hmmm.. NIIIICE " (what i tell him when i want him to eat!)
when you wake up in the middle of the night and see one foot resting on dad and one hand resting on mom...
a toddlers version of fair!
when in your free time you randomly start singing 'here i go .. im on a boat.. look at me.. im on a boat.. !' from baby signing time... becoming a mother makes even the worst voice a singer! hehe
when you WISH your neighbors dog would start barking so your son can get excited and say "doggggy!! woof woof!"
when you make fake sneezes.. AAACHHOOO! so that your child laughs and opens his mouth so you can get him to finally eat something!
when you replay the SAME song in your car 20 times in a row because the second before the song is over your toddler screams "BAAAACK!!! BACCK!!! ELMO!!! BAAAAACK!!" until you put it on again
when you put your extra set of couches in storage to make room for more toys!
When you wake up to a punch in the eye by your toddlers foot! and even though it hurts like hell you're thinking 'ooh lucky me he is still sleeping!' and u go back to sleep
when you're paying for something you have to sort through toys,diapers,snacks and wipes in your handbag before you finally find your wallet