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[BlackButterfly]

Ok Ok Ok....majority of us already know we're pregnant and hopefully all of us know who the father is (hope I don't offend anyone with that comment, sorry if I did :~) But I figure since we are in the clear on the guessing, you ladies wouldn't mind taking one more pregnancy test...ONLINE. It will tell you: The sex, weight, hair and eye color. And if you'd like to go a step further it will tell you who the real baby daddy is...LMAO. Beyond that it will pull up the birth cert. for ya too.

Based on the reading, I'm going to have an 11lb 12oz hazel eyed brown haired boy and the father is Arnold Schwarzenegger....Ewww

Here's the site: http://thepregnancytester.com/

[NightRose]

I love the "guarantee"!!
My results:
A girl, 11 lbs, 7 oz and have red hair and hazel eyes
(funny, my youngest dd weighed 7lbs, 11oz and has red hair and hazel eyes)
And the father:
PeeWee Herman

[twilight girl]

A boy, 16 lbs. 6 oz (sounds like a Russian wrestler), brown hair and grey eyes. And the father is Jesse Jackson

[ThreeBeans]

Bill O'Reilley is fathering my child. That is sooooooooooo wrong :

[wendyland]

Originally Posted by twilight girl

A boy, 16 lbs. 6 oz (sounds like a Russian wrestler), brown hair and grey eyes. And the father is Jesse Jackson

But, the father of MY child is Jesse Jackson.

[twilight girl]

Originally Posted by wendyland

But, the father of MY child is Jesse Jackson.

Who knew ... it's a rainbow conspiracy to repopulate the U.S.

[2sweetboysmom]

Lurking from the July ddc. I'm due July 30.
I am going to have a 14lb 7oz (Honostly this is what I feared would hapen if I ever go post date: ) Red haired, grey eyed Girl (I'm thrilled about that!)
The first daddy it told me was PeeWee Herman. When I asked for another daddy it told me Bill O'Riley. I'm not sure which is more disturbing

What's really weird is the first name on the birth certificate is on our "short list" for girl names.
Best laugh i've had all week. Thanks!

[Emma's_Mommy]

my baby's daddy is the pope!

[TeleMom]

Ha, too funny! I'm having a 13lb blond haired blue eyed girl. She was fathered by the pool guy. How did they know?!! Ha, ha!

[twilight girl]

Originally Posted by Emma's_Mommy

my baby's daddy is the pope!

So was this an immaculate conception

[twilight girl]

Originally Posted by 2sweetboysmom

The first daddy it told me was PeeWee Herman. When I asked for another daddy it told me Bill O'Riley. I'm not sure which is more disturbing

Given the choice, I think I'd have to go with PeeWee Herman. And then take a very long, hot shower and scrub :Puke

[twilight girl]

i'm still laughing about this, and now I almost did lose my lunch. I did it again, and it gave my {{shudder}} Dick Cheney as a father

[Jada Mae]

That was a good one! So I am supposedly giving birth on Dec. 25 (I am 7 weeks pregnant today) and I am having a girl (that is the only part that is true) and she is weighing 15 lbs and 11 oz!!: : This huge baby is coming from my 5'2, 112lb body while my REAL partner is only 5'5 and 150lbs. Oh, and my baby is lily white with blue eyes (uh, they really don't take in racial parameters do they?).

The grossest part is the dad...RALPH NADER! Yuck! I would post a puke smiley, but every time I see it it makes me wanna puke...so I'm not going to do it! So I pushed the "i want a different daddy" and it came up with something worse: DICK CHENEY! ACK! So I pushed that button one more time and I got the pool guy. O.k. I'll settle for that!

[mkoontz]

Oh my god - 12lb 8oz (better not be) boy to Bill O'Reily.

Just makes you thankful for what you have really doesn't it

[twilight girl]

Originally Posted by Jada Mae

That was a good one! So I am supposedly giving birth on Dec. 25 (I am 7 weeks pregnant today) and I am having a girl (that is the only part that is true) and she is weighing 15 lbs and 11 oz!!: : This huge baby is coming from my 5'2, 112lb body while my REAL partner is only 5'5 and 150lbs. Oh, and my baby is lily white with blue eyes (uh, they really don't take in racial parameters do they?).

The grossest part is the dad...RALPH NADER! Yuck! I would post a puke smiley, but every time I see it it makes me wanna puke...so I'm not going to do it! So I pushed the "i want a different daddy" and it came up with something worse: DICK CHENEY! ACK! So I pushed that button one more time and I got the pool guy. O.k. I'll settle for that!

Gotta ask: How do you know you're having a girl at 7 weeks?

[Momsteader]

Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 7 lbs, 6 oz and have brown hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!


Oh my gosh.....................

It says the father is Janet Reno!!!!!!!!!!! "Oh please girlfriend, how could you? Have you no standards? Have you lost your mind? Have you had second thoughts, feelings of shame, or an STD test?"

I tried again.....and it said the Pope!!! LOL

[Jada Mae]

Originally Posted by twilight girl

Gotta ask: How do you know you're having a girl at 7 weeks?

I knew with my first I had a boy, I know with this I am having a girl. Just call it extremely intuitive.

[nebetmiw]

LMAO at first it said I was not pregnant but to retest. Then I was and its a girl 9lbs 7oz brown hair green eyes and father is the MAILMAN. LOL That is a stitch. Second time it was a boy and father was still the mailman. :

[mommysusie]

OMG this is so funny!!

Susie, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 11 lbs, 9 oz and have red hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

And the father is....

The Neighbor Kid

Holy &#%@! You seduced the neighbor's kid, you cradle-robbing hussy! I hope for your sake he's over 18. We sure hope he resembles your husband. . .

[Cinder]

Originally Posted by ThreeBeans

Bill O'Reilley is fathering my child. That is sooooooooooo wrong :

Mine too! And it's a girl, 11lbs 10oz!