You automatically kneel on the bed before getting in, to clear a space for yourself by brushing a half-pound of sand off the sheets.
post #21 of 72
12/16/06 at 3:41am
|-when you describe yourself as a "mommy sandwich" because you slept all night nursing the babe at the All Night Milk Bar and the toddler has a hair fetish.|
|Originally Posted by zuri'smom
Or how about discovering a wet spot in the bed and not being able to determine if it's toddler pee, breast milk or baby drool!!!!
....the baby's head always smells like your armpit
....you go through more sheets than a hotel
....you wake up with your eye socket full of slobber
....you can never put landry away becuase someone is sleeping nearly 24 hrs a day
....when your kids sleep pover at the grandparents house grandpa has to sleep on the couch becuase ds wants to sleep on their "family" room
....your kids have a whole "bedroom" devoted to pets, toy storage and laundry
....Your ds cannot understand your objection to his warming his feet under your BREASTS