I was watching my local news tonight, and they had a story about this OB in south FL who gives her patients the "celebrity" treatment....check this out:
The "Silver" Package:
• A relaxed, comprehensive initial obstetrical evaluation and information session with Dr. Sam to address all questions, concerns, birth plans, and pregnancy management options with you and your partner.
• Unlimited “no-wait” VIP prenatal visits.
• Deluxe cloth examining gowns provided for every visit.
• 24/7 direct telephone access to Dr. Sam, via Dr. Sam’s personal cell phone and home phone line.
• Direct email access to Dr. Sam.
• GUARANTEED DELIVERY BY DR. SAM who will be in hospital for your full active labor course. (OOOOOH. I guess I should fire my MIDWIFE LOL)
• Private birthing and postpartum suite guaranteed.
• Elective cesarean section or induction at term available.
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• Vaginal birth after c-section patients welcomed.
• Birth videotaping allowed in delivery room.
• In-hospital lactation consultation provided for breast-feeding mothers.
• Comprehensive postpartum visit and birth control consultation.
The "Gold" Package: (In addition to everything in the "silver")
• Obstetrical home visits by Dr. Sam available upon request.
• Additional private appointments with Dr. Sam available as needed, during off-hours on evenings and weekends.
• 4-D Obstetrical video (approx. 1 hr) of your baby in utero, provided at 28 weeks.
• Private prenatal classes at your home or at the Elite offices, conducted by an experienced labor and delivery Registered Nurse.
• One deluxe maternity spa day.
• One in-office pre-natal massage treatment available with your chosen regularly scheduled appointment and facials available upon request.
• One year supply of prenatal vitamins.
• Membership card and with full prenatal and medical information on personal CD to keep with you in case of travel or emergency.
• One “Pampered pregnancy” complete gift basket in second trimester including personalized body pillow, belly butter, lotion, bath salts, maternity books, etc.
• Private birthing and postpartum suite guaranteed. (That's it. this, with the massage? home visits? GIFT BASKETS??? I really AM gonna fire my midwife!!
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• Circumcision performed in hospital by Dr. Sam, as desired/required.
• Comprehensive postpartum visit and birth control consultation.
And now, the CADILLAC package, the "Platinum" Package!! (in addition to everything in the gold and silver)
• Private, discrete VIP entrance available for all office appointments, upon request.
• Full genetic screening and counseling.
• Prenatal nutritional counseling sessions (1 per trimester).
• Private prenatal classes at your home or at the Elite offices, conducted by an experienced labor and delivery Registered Nurse.
• Three (3) deluxe maternity spa days (1 per trimester).
• In-office pre-natal massage treatments (1 per trimester) available with regularly scheduled appointments and facials available upon request.
• One (1) additional in-home pre-natal massage.
• Private hospital tour with Dr. Sam of labor and delivery ward, nursery and postpartum suites.
• Private birthing and postpartum suite guaranteed.
• Deluxe limousine service to and from your home to office or hospital available.
• Certified doula services can be arranged by Elite upon request.
• Additional postpartum support/nanny services arranged by Elite upon request.
WOW. I think I'm gonna move and hire her! WHAT was I THINKING?? Wanting a homebirth!! HA! I wonder how much it costs?
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oh wait. $10,000 to $20,000 OVER what insurance pays.
She's insane. The really insane ones are the loopy moms who pay for this nonsense. For a fraction of that, I can get ALL of that, and MORE.
At home.:
The "Silver" Package:
• A relaxed, comprehensive initial obstetrical evaluation and information session with Dr. Sam to address all questions, concerns, birth plans, and pregnancy management options with you and your partner.
• Unlimited “no-wait” VIP prenatal visits.
• Deluxe cloth examining gowns provided for every visit.
• 24/7 direct telephone access to Dr. Sam, via Dr. Sam’s personal cell phone and home phone line.
• Direct email access to Dr. Sam.
• GUARANTEED DELIVERY BY DR. SAM who will be in hospital for your full active labor course. (OOOOOH. I guess I should fire my MIDWIFE LOL)
• Private birthing and postpartum suite guaranteed.
• Elective cesarean section or induction at term available.
:• Vaginal birth after c-section patients welcomed.
• Birth videotaping allowed in delivery room.
• In-hospital lactation consultation provided for breast-feeding mothers.
• Comprehensive postpartum visit and birth control consultation.
The "Gold" Package: (In addition to everything in the "silver")
• Obstetrical home visits by Dr. Sam available upon request.
• Additional private appointments with Dr. Sam available as needed, during off-hours on evenings and weekends.
• 4-D Obstetrical video (approx. 1 hr) of your baby in utero, provided at 28 weeks.
• Private prenatal classes at your home or at the Elite offices, conducted by an experienced labor and delivery Registered Nurse.
• One deluxe maternity spa day.
• One in-office pre-natal massage treatment available with your chosen regularly scheduled appointment and facials available upon request.
• One year supply of prenatal vitamins.
• Membership card and with full prenatal and medical information on personal CD to keep with you in case of travel or emergency.
• One “Pampered pregnancy” complete gift basket in second trimester including personalized body pillow, belly butter, lotion, bath salts, maternity books, etc.
• Private birthing and postpartum suite guaranteed. (That's it. this, with the massage? home visits? GIFT BASKETS??? I really AM gonna fire my midwife!!
)• Circumcision performed in hospital by Dr. Sam, as desired/required.
• Comprehensive postpartum visit and birth control consultation.
And now, the CADILLAC package, the "Platinum" Package!! (in addition to everything in the gold and silver)
• Private, discrete VIP entrance available for all office appointments, upon request.
• Full genetic screening and counseling.
• Prenatal nutritional counseling sessions (1 per trimester).
• Private prenatal classes at your home or at the Elite offices, conducted by an experienced labor and delivery Registered Nurse.
• Three (3) deluxe maternity spa days (1 per trimester).
• In-office pre-natal massage treatments (1 per trimester) available with regularly scheduled appointments and facials available upon request.
• One (1) additional in-home pre-natal massage.
• Private hospital tour with Dr. Sam of labor and delivery ward, nursery and postpartum suites.
• Private birthing and postpartum suite guaranteed.
• Deluxe limousine service to and from your home to office or hospital available.
• Certified doula services can be arranged by Elite upon request.
• Additional postpartum support/nanny services arranged by Elite upon request.
WOW. I think I'm gonna move and hire her! WHAT was I THINKING?? Wanting a homebirth!! HA! I wonder how much it costs?
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.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
oh wait. $10,000 to $20,000 OVER what insurance pays.
She's insane. The really insane ones are the loopy moms who pay for this nonsense. For a fraction of that, I can get ALL of that, and MORE.
At home.
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