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post #1 of 16
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Ok, I hesitated to post this here, because it is SO not NFL- but on the other hand, it is AP in that it's purpose is to help kids learn to be organized and take care of their stuff, sooo...

You know those little plastic characters your kids likely have (if you are too farking poor to buy hand-carved wooden HearthSong stuff)? Little animals, *cough army men cough*, etc. Kinda junky, but my kids have a lot of open-ended playtime with them (and hey, the little animals are from when I was a kid, so at least they're recycled ).

But storage and play is a bitch, right? You step on them, curse at them, there are boxes & bins & storage containers, but there are cons to all of them. The kids like to take advantage of their small size & mobility & take them around to play- dragging around a bin is not a lot of fun (nor being banished to a 'playroom', if you are so fortunate to have one).

What my kids wanted was to be able to drag them around & play with them outside in the sandbox, the dirt, but I thought having them get lost in the sand, & the dirt was depressing- mowing their heads off & losing an eye, not being ever able to assemble them in one place ever again.

But what to do? Plastic bags: Get slimy & full of water. Bins & boxes: wet & full of water, sand, unable to bring them back in. Storage net (I'm getting closer) UV exposure & wetness making them degrade, dirt, wetness. Knitting a drawstring bag? But everything I thought of for constructing was just going to get soggy & sandy & ROT. (I'm thinking, 'organic hemp? Oh, if I could only make it from organic hemp so I could post it at MDC' )

The epiphany! That plastic cord crap they make kids make knotted lanyards out of at camp! (That Deb made in Napoleon Dynamite!) Impossible to work with needles... but a cinch with the knitting loom!

So, they can drag it around in the yard, & just hose the whole pile off when they want to bring the horribly unnatural plastic figurines back in, in their garish hideous petroleum product off-gassing knitted tote sack!

When I finish I'll take a pic, if anyone is interested. Right now in my perfect world it is handcarved wooden characters (or at least, nice Ritter plastic ones) in an organic hemp tote, but since that isn't happening for me right now, I just wanted to share what looks to be a pretty decent solution to hauling around the indoor/outdoor crap that my kids genuinely like & would like to keep more-or-less together.
post #2 of 16
Good idea


















but Great story
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post #3 of 16
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Thank you! I was so worried about posting it here, with so much kvetching about exactly belongs at MDC & what doesn't- it's not a knotted plastic baby whip, for Pete's sake!

It makes things easier for kids & moms (theoretically- it's about half done), so, I thought, hell with it. I'm posting.

I can't wait to post pictures! (I'm thinking, "But- but- it's rainbow colored!")

Hey, you know, I didn't even think about what they do to hemp to make it suitable for nautical purposes- impregnate it with tar? Oakum? Is that it? Would it be more NFL to have my kids twist oakum in the basement like 18th century English prisoners? See, I could've made it all-natural after all!
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Ack!

I finished crocheting the top of it (already had the bottom sewn up) & removing it from the loom last night (even had the figurines stuffed in it to make sure it didn't need to be enbiggened before I called it 'done'), the boys were petting it saying, "Wonderful!", my dh was most admiring of my ingenuity... I was handling it, deciding whether to make a drawstring closure or make a knotted tie for additional strength, &, oh, what is the sound of hundreds and hundreds of plastic stitches unraveling? Sproing? Swoosh? (It all happened at about the speed of sound, so one cannot be quite sure.) Er, guess I didn't tie that last knot too tight .

I was so excited to take a picture of my invention & show everybody! (The clamoring throng that have been following my progress on this thread. )

Well, better it happened on my lap than when the guys were playing with it. Sigh. These sorts of things happen in engineering. I'll just start over, & better (and I'm saving the black & white stuff to make soccer ball carrying nets for the boys- maybe by Spring I'll have the kinks worked out .)
post #5 of 16
What a funny thread! Laughing with you, not at you I promise.

If the lanyard doesn't work out, maybe try the bags that onions come in?
post #6 of 16
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Er... oh, hell, I use those for holding melons vertically already, but um... (where's the tiny type?) good idea.
post #7 of 16
That's fabulous on so many levels.

ETA:
And I DDDDC'd you right after posting this...
post #8 of 16
Maybe try some of that round plastic stretchy cord instead of the lanyard? And then when you crochet it off of the loom, go around it again for a couple of rows for security?

Stellar idea!

Ooooh oooh!!! Know what else you could use?!?!?!
Plastic bread bags! When I was little, I had a neighbor that would cut her bread bags up spiral-style to make "yarn" that she would then crochet rugs out of. That would be sooooo perfect! And cheap, since it's recycled!
post #9 of 16
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Who here buys bread in plastic bags? <scornful affronted sniff> Our bread is baked on hot stones after being stoneground & sourdough fermented, don'tcha know?

I saw the round stuff, btw, but because of its added 'sproing' factor, rejected it in favor of Flex Rex as easier to work with. But crocheting extra rows, fabulous idea!

As soon as I get my dh's Big Head Hat off my yellow extra large loom, I can't wait to start a soccer bag. (And now I know other stitches, so it may go faster. Flat stitch with skipping a peg, I'm thinking.)
post #10 of 16
Oh, well, some of us buy our sprouted multigrain flourless bread in the frozen section

I definitely like the flat stitch better than the looped stitch - I think your plan is an excellent one
post #11 of 16
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Oh, I know the Ezekiel section of my freezer case well, I was jk .
post #12 of 16
If I have to read one more person writing snarky stuff from their plastic keyboards while they sit in front of toxic filled computers about the evils of all plastic, I'm going to :Puke

I drill holes in the bottom of a Rubbermaid storage container so the water doesn't collect. We can just hose off any dirt and stuff which gets on the toys.

I have a friend who crochets door mats from bread wrappers and the bags our newspapers come in. They are great. Grab the mud and hose off easily. Now our search is for different colored bags. I remember when I was a kid, women would make these from the Wonder Bread wrappers so that all of those big polka dots showed.
post #13 of 16
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You mean you don't have a solar-powered magical crystal PC with hand-carved sustainably-harvested fair-trade wooden keys?
post #14 of 16
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http://www.littleturtleknits.com/pag...nepatterns.php

hey! it's the sack trio on here, but in plastic!
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See, now, I've just wasted a whole mouthful of organic juice kefir - wait, I mean handpressed by me with local organic apples CIDER kefir - which was fermented in a glass jar sitting on a large organic bamboo cutting board in my energy-efficient kitchen.

But seriously, you could use thin nylon cord too.
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