The UNCOOLEST thing I've heard is this:
If it's a girl, you should name her Jamie Lynn. This REALLY pissed me off because daddy and I are not married, but baby is taking daddy's last name. Jamie Lynn is a variation of his mother's and father's names put together and girlified. So basically, the baby would be named "His Mom, His Dad, His Family."
HELLO... REMEMBER ME??? Mother of the child, carrying him/her for 40 long weeks?? Do I not get a name? Don't be so stupidly insensitive as to ASSUME that I'm going to name my child after you when I haven't even MET you.
Ok I am done.