Unabashedly stealing from another DDC

[wendyk]

What does Madame Zaritska say about your birth?


http://sheknows.com/about/look/736.htm

Here's mine:

The day you deliver, outside will be sunny. Your baby will arrive in the evening.

After a labor lasting approximately 19 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 7 pounds, 3 ounces, and will be 20-1/2 inches long. This child will have green eyes and some very fine hair.


19 hours?!!! Come on Madame Zaritska! Give me a break!!

[Grayson's Mom]

Hahaha. How funny. Okay here's mine...

The day you deliver, outside will be sunny. Your baby will arrive in the evening.

After a labor lasting approximately 20 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 2 ounces, and will be 20-1/2 inches long. This child will have light blue eyes and some blond hair.



Uhhh, I'm expecting a girl. We got a total porn shot at our ultrasound last week. It's definately a girl. No question. Hmmm, but the rest could maybe happen...

[JJ'sMom]

Here is mine.....

Madame Zaritska's reading

The day you deliver, outside will be sunny. Your baby will arrive in wee hours of the morning .

After a labor lasting approximately 9 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 8 ounces, and will be 18 inches long. This child will have light brown eyes and be almost bald.

But there is more. I sense that you have thought about labor in the water. You ask yourself, "Why do women find it helpful?" I think you should look here to find out more.

Except I live on the wet coast and never see the sun...especially in the wee hours of the morning

[miguelsmom]

Here's mine

The day you deliver, outside will be foggy. Your baby will arrive in wee hours of the morning .

After a labor lasting approximately 6 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 8 ounces, and will be 21 inches long. This child will have light brown eyes and be completely bald.

Gotta love a 6 hour labor.

She got the girl part right and probably the eyes but 8 pounds 8 ounces! She has always measured a little on the smaller side. That and all of the babies in our family are born with atleast a bit of hair. I guess I'll just have to wait and see.

[Fay]

This would be a dream come true for me:

"The day you deliver, outside will be cloudy. Your baby will arrive in wee hours of the morning . After a labor lasting approximately 5 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 8 ounces, and will be 21 inches long. This child will have dark brown eyes and be almost bald."

[swtpesq]

How fun! Here's mine:

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The day you deliver, outside will be slightly overcast. Your baby will arrive in the early evening.

After a labor lasting approximately 2 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 4 ounces, and will be 17-1/2 inches long. This child will have hazel eyes and a little patch of brown hair.
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I'm loving the 2 hour labor, and the size might be right, but 5 docs and u/s techs have told us this little one's a girl, so I'm doubting that part is right...

Thanks!

[angel0123]

What she senses for you
The day you deliver, outside will be rainy. Your baby will arrive at night.

After a labor lasting approximately 2 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 5 ounces, and will be 21 inches long. This child will have blue eyes and a little patch of brown hair.


Sounds good to me but I think my baby will have ALOT more hair than a little patch ds was covered in dark hair.

[meggles]

The day you deliver, outside will be windy. Your baby will arrive at night.

After a labor lasting approximately 12 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 7 pounds, 10 ounces, and will be 18-1/2 inches long. This child will have hazel eyes and be completely bald.


We don't know the sex, but I seriously doubt this baby will be born completely bald. I had so much hair at birth that I looked like a baby monkey.

[OldFashionedGirl]

Here is mine:

The day you deliver, outside will be rainy. Your baby will arrive in the early evening.

After a labor lasting approximately 5 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 10 pounds, 6 ounces, and will be 19 inches long. This child will have blue eyes and be almost bald.

But there is more. It is perfectly healthy and normal to want to look good, even during these interesting months! I sense you feel a little reluctant. Well, you're not being silly or shallow -- you're taking care of yourself. And I am happy that you are.

Sounds possible...it's been raining an insane amount around here lately. Mom and I are both sure it's a girl (we haven't found out), and Mom is convinced it's going to be 10 lbs. And as for the bald....I was bald until I was 2, so that's highly likely

[bleumoose]

Oh dear. I expect this one to be bigger than ds, who was 9#4, but come on.... 11 lbs?!? And only 19" too, what a chubster!

The day you deliver, outside will be breezy. Your baby will arrive at night.

After a labor lasting approximately 7 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 11 pounds, 10 ounces, and will be 19 inches long. This child will have green eyes and a little patch of brown hair.

[MacKinnon]

Except for the weather being hot, the rest sounds reasonable! Although 55 degrees in January is down right hot for Michigan! My first labor was about 14 hours and second labors average half that, right? U/S says it's a boy, my DH has brown hair/eyes. DD was 8lb. 15 oz. though, so a 7 1/2 lb baby is not really in the plans!
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The day you deliver, outside will be hot. Your baby will arrive in the afternoon.

After a labor lasting approximately 6 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 7 pounds, 9 ounces, and will be 21 inches long. This child will have brown eyes and dark hair.

[muppet729]

The day you deliver, outside will be foggy. Your baby will arrive in the morning.

After a labor lasting approximately 9 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 13 ounces, and will be 18-1/2 inches long. This child will have dark brown eyes and some very fine hair.

But there is more. I sense that you are in need of distraction. Some enjoyment. Have you thought about belly painting?

[blastomom]

21 hours of labour and a small, green-eyed and blonde haired baby girl.

Unless I sat on somebody else's egg and it crawled up me and was fertilized by somebody else's husband, there is no chance that this baby is going to be little, green-eyed and blonde . Hopefully the 21 hour labour prediction is as far off as the rest of it!!! Been there, done that and would prefer not to re-live that delightfull experience!

[angel0123]

Unless I sat on somebody else's egg and it crawled up me and was fertilized by somebody else's husband, there is no chance that this baby is going to be little, green-eyed and blonde

LMBO

[gratefulmum]

My reading...

The day you deliver, outside will be windy. Your baby will arrive at night.

After a labor lasting approximately 6 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 9 ounces, and will be 20 inches long. This child will have light blue eyes and be almost bald.

6 hours!! I love you Madame Zaritska

And I think a little boy with his Daddy's eyes would be wonderful:

[ryleigh'smama]

The day you deliver, outside will be sunny. Your baby will arrive in the afternoon.

After a labor lasting approximately 9 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 13 ounces, and will be 18-1/2 inches long. This child will have dark brown eyes and some very fine hair.

But there is more. I get the impression that there is something in your life that is not yet settled. Something about... something about a name? Ah -- a baby name. Why don't you look here for help with finding the perfect name for your precious child.

....Well, we are expecting a boy, dd was 8lbs 15 oz so the weight could be right...she was 21 inches long tho so if he was 18-1/2 he'd be the shorty for sure I suppose the 9 hour labor could be true, although dd's was 3 hours, so I was kind of hoping it wouldn't get longer.

[mama.ky]

Fun!!!

"What she senses for you
The day you deliver, outside will be sunny. Your baby will arrive in the morning.

After a labor lasting approximately 16 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 11 ounces, and will be 19 inches long. This child will have green eyes and some blond hair.

But there is more. Although you may feel tired, your pregnancy will be over before you are truly ready to let go of having this precious baby you have all to yourself. I sense that you will look back and long for these days. I suggest doing something now to preserve some memories of this time. Many women enjoy making a belly cast. Perhaps you would be interested, too."

Aw, but the next sunny day isn't forecasted until Thursday or Friday! And I was hoping for a shorter labor this time- last time was 14 hours. Wouldn't it be funny if some of these were right???

[blissfish]

"The day you deliver, outside will be slightly overcast. Your baby will arrive in the morning.

After a labor lasting approximately 6 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 12 ounces, and will be 20 inches long. This child will have blue eyes and be almost bald.

But there is more. I sense that you are in need of distraction. Some enjoyment. Have you thought about belly painting? Take a look."

OMG - I am HORMONALLY INSANE, because this made me CRY! A girl! 6 hours! Blue eyes! Who cares, but it made me all verklempt! Hooray Madame Zaritska!!!