I had a WIC apointment on thursday, at which they told me I needed to bring my DDs vaccination sheet. I stated very simply "we have a vaccine exemption, so I will not be bringing a vaccine record." The worker just sort of looked at me funny, and then at DD and said in a shocked tone "shes not vaccinated?!!" to which I said "no." (and this is the funny part) the worker then says "and shes HEALTHY?!!!" 
my DD is only 5 months old, so she would have gotten what, two rounds of shots by now? Even if I did believe vaccines worked, that would have made me LOL that she implied that since my DD missed two rounds of shots that she should be dropping dead with diseases at the moment.
I wanted to reply with one of 3 snarky replies:
1. "well, she recently started injecting drugs and having unprotected sex, so I do regret not giving her a hep B shot at birth....they grow up so quickly these days...."
2. "yep, perfectly healthy. oh except for this giant pussing boil...do you think this is abnormal?"
or 3. "do you ask that to all the moms who formula feed too?"
but instead I just laughed and said "uh yeah, shes very healthy...."
ok, done sharing now.

my DD is only 5 months old, so she would have gotten what, two rounds of shots by now? Even if I did believe vaccines worked, that would have made me LOL that she implied that since my DD missed two rounds of shots that she should be dropping dead with diseases at the moment.

I wanted to reply with one of 3 snarky replies:
1. "well, she recently started injecting drugs and having unprotected sex, so I do regret not giving her a hep B shot at birth....they grow up so quickly these days...."
2. "yep, perfectly healthy. oh except for this giant pussing boil...do you think this is abnormal?"
or 3. "do you ask that to all the moms who formula feed too?"
but instead I just laughed and said "uh yeah, shes very healthy...."
ok, done sharing now.








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