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post #1 of 14
1/23/07 at 12:57am
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Farts!

I have had the most horrible gas lately!!! I just fart on and on for probably 30 seconds without stopping! Maybe it's the tabbouleh I keep eating! And, the bran cereal, and the grapefruit, etc. etc....
post #2 of 14
1/23/07 at 1:11am
...my husband is jealous
post #3 of 14
1/23/07 at 9:58am

Liz, That was a good and needed laugh first thing in the morning. Thanks
post #4 of 14
1/23/07 at 10:56am
That's hilarious! My husband said that my recent "award winning farts" were rivaling his grandma's!
post #5 of 14
1/23/07 at 11:02am
OMG Liz.,.. I so needed that laugh.. you girl, are just so damn funny! I have no idea what has been up with me lately.. I have been crying non stop, so too log on here, and read this.... OOOOO, was very much needed!
post #6 of 14
1/23/07 at 11:07am
Thread Starter 
Missy, I'm glad my misfortune with my intestines helped you feel better! I've been bawling a lot too, mainly because I'm so $&%*$& tired and just cannot get enough sleep no matter what I do...
post #7 of 14
1/23/07 at 11:09am
I am about too drop you a e-mail saying pretty much the same thing.. I think NOT sleeping, and peeing every 2 hrs, and the reflux is really starting too weigh on me..UUgghh...
post #8 of 14
1/23/07 at 11:38am


I'm with you, except it's coming out the other end. I am burping like a guy in a beer drinking contest- it's insane. My husband is SOOOO jealous of me and every time I burp my 2yo says "Eww, piggy!"
post #9 of 14
1/23/07 at 12:16pm


I will join the club of big farters LOL!
post #10 of 14
1/23/07 at 2:37pm
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Quote:
Originally Posted by polkadotjonas View Post


I'm with you, except it's coming out the other end. I am burping like a guy in a beer drinking contest- it's insane. My husband is SOOOO jealous of me and every time I burp my 2yo says "Eww, piggy!"
With my last pregnancy, I would burp like a teenage boy who just chugged a bottle of Pepsi! It was really funny! I'd be talking and out of nowhere, in mid sentence - BRAAAAAAAAAAAP!

When I burp, my 2 year old says "burp" then "more?" and when I fart, he says "Mama butt!"
post #11 of 14
1/23/07 at 6:37pm
Mine aren't long, just deadly and frequent. I am sure my family would just with I could be loud and obnoxious and not have to, um, suffer the consequences of the my current "perfume." Man, I am proud of myself though. I never thought anything that raunchy could come out of me! :
post #12 of 14
1/23/07 at 6:55pm
I only have those when I have milkshakes. I am so embarrassed of them that I avoid milkshakes when I'm going to be around people.
post #13 of 14
1/24/07 at 4:32pm
What a funny post!! I am sorry that you are having so much gas, but at least it is coming out
post #14 of 14
1/24/07 at 5:02pm
apparently this cold had made ds and i have really stinky gas. it's been yucky. he keeps running away from himself!!

i've been drinking kefir so mine is gone, but i can't get any into ds and so... ugh!!
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