"Because bath water is yucky."
"Why?"
"Because you were dirty when you got in."
"Why?"
"Because you hadn't had a bath in a couple days."
"Why?"
"Because Mama is busy and had to work and she didn't have time."
"Why?"
"Because there were a thousand things that came up at work and Mama had to handle them."
"Why?"
"Because Mama is the boss."
"Why."
"Because Mama works hard."
"Why?"
"To make sure you have food."
"Why?"
"So you don't drink bathwater."
Ah.
"Why?"
"Because you were dirty when you got in."
"Why?"
"Because you hadn't had a bath in a couple days."
"Why?"
"Because Mama is busy and had to work and she didn't have time."
"Why?"
"Because there were a thousand things that came up at work and Mama had to handle them."
"Why?"
"Because Mama is the boss."
"Why."
"Because Mama works hard."
"Why?"
"To make sure you have food."
"Why?"
"So you don't drink bathwater."
Ah.







: ugh!!