We bought a new one this weekend after our old one totally stopped sucking due to the many holes in the hose. We love our new one as it sucks so much better (We ended up with a Dyson and the difference is incredible) Anyway, I was due last Thursday and we are getting anxious for this little one to arrive and I am getting frustrated because I am so irritable. My husband comes walking up the stairs and said to me:
Hey, I wonder if our new vacuum cleaner would help. Maybe they make a "vagina attachment."
If only it was so easy...
Hey, I wonder if our new vacuum cleaner would help. Maybe they make a "vagina attachment."

If only it was so easy...







