Dear Baby...

[Mavournin]

Please stop punching my cervix. It is really uncomfortable and makes sitting virtually impossible. Besides, I may be 37 weeks, but you are not allowed to come out yet. I need to clean this house some, and install your carseat, and make it to my dang baby celebration/freezer party. Give me some more time, okay?

Thanks.

Love you!
Mama

[Elaina_Bell_19]

he he i have one of these
Dear Baby,

Please let mommy and daddy get one night of good sleep before you come and please let us get your room put up and organized and the bassinet ready before you make your appearance. The new house just isnt ready for you to come home to it just yet.

Love
Mommy

[MotheringHeart]

Dear Baby,

Please stop attempting to exit the womb via the top of my uterus. I do not think you can push through the uterine wall and come out of the top of my stomach. I would also request that you quit grinding your little head against my cervix. I can not concentrate when you do that and it makes that terrible twinging feeling.

Love,
Mommy

PS Please do not make any moves to arrive until April because your grandparents want to see you arrive and they won't be here until then!

[HeavenLeighGrace]

Motheringheart...that is so ment for my little one!
I have days that I think baby is going to bust out the top of my tummy! I almost envision something similar to the Alien movie when it happens! :

[deuxceleste]

Dear baby,

Yes, I know the drum circles are fun. But if you turn JUST a little bit, and stop rolling onto my bladder, we can enjoy more of them because I won't have to bring us to the bathroom all the time. Also, I can't help the contractions. I know it gets cramped in there, and you feel squooshed, but trust me, it's gonna be really hard to get your foot THROUGH my side. I don't think you can do it. You're strong, but not that strong.

Love,
Mommy

[MrsTC]

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Dear Baby,

You must've been hanging out with these hoodlums mentioned above in the land where souls hang out before they're born. If you want out that badly, please come out at the place nature's designed, not through the top of my uterus or out of my belly button. And whatever you're doing in there position-wise that makes my skin and other tissue h-u-r-t and is causing stretch marks to appear overnight around my belly button, please adjust and make it stop. And you get extra super gold stars if you decide to come a little early; I really don't want to be overdue this time around.

Thanks,
Your loving mother.