So, a few weeks ago in the mail, I got a box. Of two big ol' cans of formula. I mean, the 13oz cans of powder.
I also got three count em three coupon checks for Enfamil.
And get this... I got a "Guide for Breastfeeding mothers" book!!!
I'm sorry if this has been posted before but this was just hilarious to me (in a sick sick way).
I don't have it in front of me but here's the basics:
It's 24 pages long, 12 pages of ads and 12 pages of "info"...
So page 2 (pg 1 of info) shows the breastfeeding positions
Page 4 tells about problems with breastfeeding
page 6 tells about how to supplement and wean
The ads opposite these pages are formula ads, except the one that's about the new "supplement pill" Expecta or whatever... you know, the "Breastfeeding mothers don't have enough DHA and ARA in their diet, so buy our pill" thing.
Every other page was about formula, and allergies, and colic, as related to formula, and we have this formula for spitup, and this one for colic, etc... this from a "BREASTFEEDING BOOKLET"... yeah... mm hmm....
Sneaky sneaky... I got all excited for about two seconds, thinking there would be some accurate, relevant info. Silly me.
I also got three count em three coupon checks for Enfamil.
And get this... I got a "Guide for Breastfeeding mothers" book!!!
I'm sorry if this has been posted before but this was just hilarious to me (in a sick sick way).
I don't have it in front of me but here's the basics:
It's 24 pages long, 12 pages of ads and 12 pages of "info"...
So page 2 (pg 1 of info) shows the breastfeeding positions
Page 4 tells about problems with breastfeeding
page 6 tells about how to supplement and wean
The ads opposite these pages are formula ads, except the one that's about the new "supplement pill" Expecta or whatever... you know, the "Breastfeeding mothers don't have enough DHA and ARA in their diet, so buy our pill" thing.
Every other page was about formula, and allergies, and colic, as related to formula, and we have this formula for spitup, and this one for colic, etc... this from a "BREASTFEEDING BOOKLET"... yeah... mm hmm....
Sneaky sneaky... I got all excited for about two seconds, thinking there would be some accurate, relevant info. Silly me.






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