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post #21 of 111
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Originally Posted by Starflower View Post
You wake up with a boob hanging out of your nightshirt but don't remember getting it out.
Or you wake up with both boobies hanging out...

Or you wake up in a puddle (or on a very wet towel...) The other morning I woke up to find that I had completely saturated the prefold I had laid under us, so that there was a perfectly square wet spot on the (freshly changed) sheets. : :
post #22 of 111
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Originally Posted by njbeachgirl View Post
you are really awesome at 1-handed typing cuz you're always nak!!!
DH was watching me last night, and almost died laughing that I'm getting so fast one handed (I was always faster than him two handed...he has me type stuff up for him all the time cuz I can go so much faster that he'd rather dictate to me and I write it up for him...)

NAKing as we 'speak'....as usual. :-)
post #23 of 111
DD usually wants to nurse on the left side first, even if she didn't nurse on the right at all the last time. I tried to convince her to start with the right side yesterday by grabbing it and making it "talk" like a puppet with a silly voice. "Miiiiiiiilk meeeeeeeeeeeeeee." Then I thought I must really be : now. DD found it funny but still started on the left side.

She calls the left side chocolate. The right side is just plain milk, I guess.
post #24 of 111
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Originally Posted by Starflower View Post
She calls the left side chocolate. The right side is just plain milk, I guess.
LoL that's too funny!
post #25 of 111
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Originally Posted by brightonwoman View Post
...when you feel the almost irresistable urge to nurse other people's crying or ff babies
YES!!!!!!!!! I do daycare, and sooo many times, I instinctly think, "oh, so-and-so needs to nurse" only to realize that it is NOT my child.
post #26 of 111
...your 3 year old picks up a baby bottle at Playgroup and asks "whats this for?"

...your 5 year old loves her new kitten so much, she breastfeeds it.
post #27 of 111
when trying on shirts (to fit over your post pregnancy belly ) you pull your boob out of the top to make sure it'll work for nursing (in a Mai Tai )
post #28 of 111
oh man, i know about the kids watching while you nurse thing...i have 5 differant babysitting jobs, and all the kids ask me what are you doing? and i have to explain tha i have milk in "here" and ds needs to suck it out to eat. and they are always liek, well what about a bottle? and i just tell them that bm is much healthier, he wont get sick as much as formula fed babies, and formula just doesnt tast that good and they say, well i wish my momma gave me bm, or something along those lines. only 2 little boys who were bf past 2 are used to it.
post #29 of 111


I am currently babysitting my niece and I was on mdc with her in my lap and my dd across my shins

dn starts crying ang i lift the nummies out before I realize that I have to go make a bottle. Ummmm...I'm WAY to lazy to ff feed a baby!!!!
post #30 of 111
This forum is great! Thanks for the laughs. It's funny cause it's true.

I deside what shirt to wear each day by checking to make sure my boobs can come out the top, but if ds is watching this he will want to nurse even if he just did.
post #31 of 111
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Originally Posted by brightonwoman View Post
...when you feel the almost irresistable urge to nurse other people's crying or ff babies
I swear I get engorged anytime I hear a baby crying. DH thinks it HILArious

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Originally Posted by Kleine Hexe View Post
.....when you think nothing of grabbing and gropping your breasts in public to figure out which side to nurse on first.


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Originally Posted by Sage72380 View Post
when trying on shirts (to fit over your post pregnancy belly ) you pull your boob out of the top to make sure it'll work for nursing (in a Mai Tai )
Im glad IM not the only one!


When I change, I have to do it QUICKLY, as soon as dd sees the boobs, her eyes light up and she says "durse?"

she does the sneak attack too, ill think she wasnts to cuddle or hug, then she swoopes her hand sown my shirt, "durse?"
post #32 of 111
When you're toddler tries to wear your nursing pads ...

When you're toddler wants to get a drink of "sissy" milk even though she self weaned months ago.

I look down to make sure I don't have two big wet milk circles on the front of my shirt too.
post #33 of 111
You leave Target every two weeks with 3 huge boxes of Lansinoh nursing pads. And you'll use every one of them before your next trip in two weeks.
post #34 of 111
when you leave your nipple exposed out the top of your shirt while shopping because ds fell asleep nursing in the sling and pulled off but you don't want to wake him by trying to put it back in.
post #35 of 111
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Originally Posted by Snork View Post
...your 5 year old loves her new kitten so much, she breastfeeds it.
Too cute!
post #36 of 111
when after feeding your toddler you hold your chest when you bend over so that the girls don't ooze out the top of your bra/shirt.
And when you check that your shirt isn't to low-cut(because the neck is stretched) before you go out.
post #37 of 111
When your *ds* nurses his dolls.

I do the gropping in public too but didn't realize I was doing it till dh pointed it out .

When you don't bother to do up your bra because you'll just be nursing again in a few min....and then your nursing pad falls out when you are bending over and you don't realize it till you take your bra off...and you have no idea when it fell out or where it is.

When you think your dc has peed the bed but its only your milk
post #38 of 111
This happened to me today...
When you wake up with hickeys on your breasts because your 6 month old was trying to latch himself in the night but took a few tries to find the nip.
post #39 of 111
You're constantly looking/feeling down your shirt to see if you have fastened/are fastening your straps back up.
post #40 of 111
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Originally Posted by CrunchyCate View Post


I have groped myself SO often in public; I don't even think about it until after the fact.
I do the same thing my husband is always saying "stop touching yourself"

YOu know you Bf when you wear the same shirt for a week because its the easiest thing to get your boob out of. (wow thats pathetic I need to buy some new clothes).

YOu know you BF when the first thing I do when I get home from work is walk in the door and take off my shirt and bra and grab my DD. Sometimes I dont know if ist more for me or her. I guest thats good maybe I will never stop BF.
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