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post #41 of 111
4/2/07 at 8:00pm
...when you have bruises on your breasts because your children have figured out squeezing makes the milk just squirt out.

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post #42 of 111
4/2/07 at 11:36pm
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Originally Posted by mamawithstars View Post
This happened to me today...
When you wake up with hickeys on your breasts because your 6 month old was trying to latch himself in the night but took a few tries to find the nip.
post #43 of 111
4/3/07 at 1:59am
When you have one DDD boob and one C boob because DS likes the left side way more than the right......UGHHH
I hope the next baby can even them out a bit
Oh and DS has recently learned the sign for milk so he pokes my boob all the time now and signs. It's hilarous. The checkout lady wanted to know what he was doing and I said he wanted to nurse. She was speechless.
post #44 of 111
4/3/07 at 2:22am
This thread is so funny...

I found myself buying camisoles so that I could lift my shirt all the way up, and pull the camisoles down so that only my boob would pop out when I NIP... then I stopped caring & just NIP...

Oh, and when your boobs are no longer private bc someone eats from them: ds...
post #45 of 111
4/3/07 at 10:17pm
When you are reading this thread and you feel that "tingly" feeling in your breasts, and feel the NEED to nurse, even when you have no nursling at the moment....LOL!
post #46 of 111
4/4/07 at 12:26am
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Originally Posted by Kleine Hexe View Post
.....when you think nothing of grabbing and gropping your breasts in public to figure out which side to nurse on first.
I do that all the time!

When all you wear is tank tops because it's so easy to slip down the strap to whip out the boob- and you never have both straps up at once.
post #47 of 111
4/4/07 at 3:43am
....when you are standing in line at Subway, talking to a man from church and your 2 yr old puts a hand on each breast and proclaims happily "these are mum mums!"

.....when you are visiting with family and your 2yr old son says the stuffed animal(or John Deer tractor) he's holding against his chest is "having mum mums"
post #48 of 111
4/4/07 at 4:57am
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Originally Posted by ellymay View Post
Man I am glad I aint' the only one that thinks this...LOL...
Oh no! I'm there too! My husband (the ultimate support) has even said something to that effect: "Do you think they'd get ticked if I grabbed their baby and let you nurse it with Miriam? I bet it'd be happier!":
post #49 of 111
4/4/07 at 8:47am
. . . when you have a bf'ing friend over, and while she's feeding her lo, your lo goes over and grabs the boob that's not in use . . . and instead of either of you being embarassed, you both crack up (and wonder why he didn't try to latch!)

actually happened yesterday. i think it was more because my friend is much more . . . well-endowed than i am, and ds was curious.
post #50 of 111
4/4/07 at 10:25am
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Originally Posted by Starflower View Post

You wake up with a boob hanging out of your nightshirt but don't remember getting it out.
I can relate to this one 100%! LOL.
post #51 of 111
4/4/07 at 1:46pm
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Originally Posted by Snork View Post
...your 3 year old picks up a baby bottle at Playgroup and asks "whats this for?"

...your 5 year old loves her new kitten so much, she breastfeeds it.
omg I would love t see pics of your 5 year old nursing her kitten!!!



All of these are great I love reading them!!!


To ad my own 6 year old DS says to a stranger whos baby is crying shes crying because she needs her boody milk !!

You know you are a nursing mom when you dont think of your boobs as sexual objects anymore and do not really care who see them anymore! They are just food!
post #52 of 111
4/4/07 at 1:48pm
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Originally Posted by Zadee View Post
...when you have bruises on your breasts because your children have figured out squeezing makes the milk just squirt out.
OMG SOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY
post #53 of 111
4/4/07 at 1:56pm
Waking up b/c the breeze hit your cold wet nipple - even though you didn't realize dc had unlatched.

Seeing all the pretty summer dresses and thinking not in a million - but that its also ok because my sweet chubby, and oh so healthy baby is worth it.

What about how dh can't take a picture of us (me and ds) cosleeping b/c my boob is always hanging out (and not in an artistic beautiful way)Dh calls it "sacked out with your rack out" HA!!!!
The first time he said that I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe.
post #54 of 111
4/4/07 at 8:58pm
Ryansma - I LOVE THAT! sacked out with your rack out. lol.

here's another one..

when you can eat 3 pieces of cheesecake without feeling bad 'cause you know the fat is going to get used up right away anyways

when you wake up in the night starving and dying of thirst

Anyone else have a bigger appetite bfing then when pregnant?
post #55 of 111
4/4/07 at 11:43pm
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Originally Posted by Tulafina View Post
When you have one DDD boob and one C boob because DS likes the left side way more than the right......UGHHH
I hope the next baby can even them out a bit
Oh and DS has recently learned the sign for milk so he pokes my boob all the time now and signs. It's hilarous. The checkout lady wanted to know what he was doing and I said he wanted to nurse. She was speechless.
thats sooooooooooo me lol my breasts are WAY differnt sizes one a DD the other E lol
post #56 of 111
4/5/07 at 3:15am
Quote:
Originally Posted by ryansma View Post
Waking up b/c the breeze hit your cold wet nipple - even though you didn't realize dc had unlatched.

Seeing all the pretty summer dresses and thinking not in a million - but that its also ok because my sweet chubby, and oh so healthy baby is worth it.

What about how dh can't take a picture of us (me and ds) cosleeping b/c my boob is always hanging out (and not in an artistic beautiful way)Dh calls it "sacked out with your rack out" HA!!!!
The first time he said that I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe.

Oh my, all 3 are so me! I LOVE dresses, but I think I've worn one like twice in 3 years!

That sounds like something my dh would say too.

I didn't realize I groped until a man checked me out and I realized I had my hand down my shirt! Doh!!

DS watches Milo & Otis and yells "the kitties/puppies are eating nigh-nights just like ME!!!!!"
post #57 of 111
4/5/07 at 4:10am
....your two year old puts your pump horn to your boob and commands "milk"...


...and he's not even the breastfed one!
post #58 of 111
4/5/07 at 12:44pm
aww i love this thread! at ds's baptism we were in the front row, and he got hunngry, so i fed him, well the pastor saw me and tripped over a few words when he looked over at us ... i guess not many mothers bf in my church....or they go to thebasement to nurse.
post #59 of 111
4/5/07 at 12:50pm
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Originally Posted by Patrice#1 View Post
I can relate to this one 100%! LOL.
hahahaha! Me too!
post #60 of 111
4/5/07 at 4:56pm
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Originally Posted by MyckelsMommy View Post
aww i love this thread! at ds's baptism we were in the front row, and he got hunngry, so i fed him, well the pastor saw me and tripped over a few words when he looked over at us ... i guess not many mothers bf in my church....or they go to thebasement to nurse.

Hey if it was good enough for Jesus!!
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