Well I feel like a freaking idiot. You know I was busy making my "alternative" New Year's resolutions 'cause I didn't make it in time for January or Spring Equinox. So I wasn't even thinking fools. GAAAH.
(PS Can I just say how much the intro page sounded like a real hacker? I apologize if the person who wrote it is not a native English speaker, in which case, uh, what can I say, your English is not worse than my French, BUT if you were trying to imitate that terrible Internet-hacker-"English" that does pop up, bravo.)