Wow I'm shocked your posting this on a public board. I did and someone copied everything I wrote so they could use it to prove I was an incapable mother. Anyways I hear you, my boys have done things equal to or worse when I've stepped out for less than 30 seconds. However I can not share in public any details of anything my kids have done.
I thought this thread was just kind of lighthearted fun sharing stories of all the crazy things that multiples manage to do! Guess not . . .