Today I went in for my 36 wk appointment. The doctor did a group B strep, and the swab hurt like anything, then I could not pee because it was so painful. Then this nurse-practicioner in training tells me that I am going to have a baby in two weeks, and I was like "huh, and you know that HOW?" She went on to "explain" that didn't I know that term was 38 weeks (huh?) and that SHE delivered HER babys both at 38 weeks (yahoo for you!) and I said, well I had my first two at 40 weeks 5 days, and she remarked that "well, you don't want the babies to get to big or fat, do you?" like 40 wks 5 days was ODD or something?
Then, when my usual doc was writing out a script and I was waiting to make a next appointment, she made a big show of going through my chart and announced in front of whoever else was waiting, "oh, and you are getting a script for zoloft, right?"
Hmmm, ever heard of PRIVACY laws, lady?
And since the swab, I've been all crampy.
yuck. But baby is fine.