Clever Mamas Needed

[Bella's Mama]

I agreed to speak at a tea for my dd's teachers this week. I thought it might be cute (and take a lot of pressure off of me) to ask the kids some questions and read their answers at the tea. Can anyone help me think of some questions that would elicit funny responses from five year olds? Here is what I came up with so far...

What is Mrs. X good at? What is she not so good at?

What is the funniest thing Mrs. X ever did in class?

If Mrs. X wasn't a teacher what other job would she be good at? Why?

Any other ideas? Thanks!

[kofduke]

At a recent program at our school, the K teacher asked the kids the first part of some common sayings and had them fill in the rest - i.e.

The early bird...
A penny saved...

the things they came up with were super-cute.

[Thalia the Muse]

What do you do that Mrs. X doesn't like?

What animal would Mrs. X be?

If Mrs. X was a student in your class, what kind of studetn do you think she'd be?

What present would she like to receive?