I decided to stay home yesterday
instead of going to work
The sun was shining, I felt kinda tired
and my boss is kind of a jerk
So instead of doing what I always have
I tried something else instead
I got up, took a pee
then went back to bed
The boss called me about 10:05
wondering where I was
I said I wasn’t gonna be in,
The reason: “just because”
He got kinda pissed, so I said this
to get him off my back
“That company we’re competing with
is planning a corporate attack.”
“They got a new product that’s dangerous,
It’s almost off the rack”
"It’ll put us out of business, so we just can’t sit back”
We gotta act now, there ain’t no time, we can’t afford to wait
If we delay one second more, it’ll be too late!!
He bought my line of bull$h!#t, - forgot I wasn't coming in
He called a meeting of the Board, to discuss what I'd told him
He allerted all the Stockholders, at enormous company cost
and made a bunch of phone calls to my boss’s boss’s boss
He got the company all worked up and in a state of fright
And promised to pay double time to those who’d work all night
The very next day when I went to work, my boss had just got a call
They told him “Most of what I said, wasn’t true at all”
He said “That product bit the dust in 1992,
They haven’t tried to make it since, and never intended to,
I found out what you said was bull, and worst of all, you knew!!
So go back to work, you're gettin' a raise, ‘cause I APPROVE of you!!”
-Lets not EVER forget, they are supposed to be working for us!!!
-madmax
http://www.truthout.org/docs_03/061903F.shtml
http://www.truthout.org/docs_03/061903B.shtml
www.csmonitor.com/2002/0719/p04s01-uspo.html
instead of going to work
The sun was shining, I felt kinda tired
and my boss is kind of a jerk
So instead of doing what I always have
I tried something else instead
I got up, took a pee
then went back to bed
The boss called me about 10:05
wondering where I was
I said I wasn’t gonna be in,
The reason: “just because”
He got kinda pissed, so I said this
to get him off my back
“That company we’re competing with
is planning a corporate attack.”
“They got a new product that’s dangerous,
It’s almost off the rack”
"It’ll put us out of business, so we just can’t sit back”
We gotta act now, there ain’t no time, we can’t afford to wait
If we delay one second more, it’ll be too late!!
He bought my line of bull$h!#t, - forgot I wasn't coming in
He called a meeting of the Board, to discuss what I'd told him
He allerted all the Stockholders, at enormous company cost
and made a bunch of phone calls to my boss’s boss’s boss
He got the company all worked up and in a state of fright
And promised to pay double time to those who’d work all night
The very next day when I went to work, my boss had just got a call
They told him “Most of what I said, wasn’t true at all”
He said “That product bit the dust in 1992,
They haven’t tried to make it since, and never intended to,
I found out what you said was bull, and worst of all, you knew!!
So go back to work, you're gettin' a raise, ‘cause I APPROVE of you!!”
-Lets not EVER forget, they are supposed to be working for us!!!
-madmax
http://www.truthout.org/docs_03/061903F.shtml
http://www.truthout.org/docs_03/061903B.shtml
www.csmonitor.com/2002/0719/p04s01-uspo.html
