Cute Things Kids Say....

[saintmom]

DD#2,
"Mom,Does God wear shoes?"

"I'm making compost in my tummy". Said while eating lunch

"Please hand me my baby, she's fussing"Said at bedtime.

[becoming]

She sounds like a fun kid!

My DS, 5.5, describing one of his first days of daycare: "And guess what they fed us for lunch? Garlic bread disguised as pizza."

[LynnS6]

Dd (age 3):
"I don't have to help clean up. I'm puppy and puppies have paws, not hands."

[nd_deadhead]

My niece, Morgan, was 18 months old when her parents took her to the county fair. They had been telling her for days that she could have a pony ride.

Of course once she was on the pony, she couldn't see her own pony as well as the others. It wasn't until she saw the picture the next day that she realized she had been riding a black and white pinto pony. She said "Morgan ride cow?"

Even at that age she knew a cow was a rip-off!

[veggiemomma]

My dh's cousin who is 6 is staying with us for the day.

He was telling ds about how when he went to school, they would play in the mornings until the teacher sang the "Good Morning Song" and that meant that it was time for everybody to put all the toys away.

DS thought about this for a moment and said "I am never going to school" Since we are planning on homeschooling, I was a little afraid of what he was about to say, but when he finished with "I am NEVER going to that school because putting things away is REALLY boring." I had to laugh.

[fruitful womb]

As I was applying sunscreen on my kids(No we weren't going swimming. I just like their skin protected when we go outside ), I told Ireland,dd to, "Come closer I need to get your forehead". Ds, Jaden 3y at the time, looked at Ireland then he gave me a very serious look and said, "I Don't see 4 heads Mommy." He walked off saying,"I don't even see two heads." Like I was crazy,

[HarperRose]

LOL!!!! :


My 7 yr old asked me if Potatoes are aliens. His questions were rapid-fire, so I was barely getting out my answers when he was coming up with another question!
DS: Are potatoes aliens?
Me: No.
DS: What are these, umm, white things on them?
Me: they're called eyes <pause because I'm about to explain that they're the roots>
DS: Eyes?! Why are they EYES?! Mom! Why are you touching the EYES?!?
ME: laughing manically, I finally got out the rest of the eyes = roots thing. :

DD is 5.5 and she comes up with some real doozies. Yesterday I had ironed a dress and left the board out. In the evening she had the kitten and put him up on the ironing board. He began sniffing the iron and she said, "Do you like that? Do you wanna marry that thing?"

Okay....