I got up early to run to Wal Mart and get my daughter a few things that she needs for a dance recital tonight.
As I was standing in line there was a slightly harried father in line in front of me with two carts, and two kids. A girl about five, and a boy about two-ish.
Both kids were in matching boy's pajamas, all ruffled hair and sleepy looking.
The little one was drinking/carrying a baby bottle with pink milk in it. He walks up next to me and looks at me for a moment. Then he says "Wanna see what I got?"
"Well, of course I do!"
He pushes his pants down to just above his knees, stuffs his bottle of pink milk into his underwear (to hold it) clenches it between his knees, then grabs his penis, and pulls it out as far as he can and VERY loudly announces "I GOT A BIG OL PEANUT!" (penis)
His older sibling tells him "You HAVE to stop doing that. And it's a penis, not a peanut" He announces to me that she doesn't even have one anyway.
She stomps off.
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Dad nearly hurts himself jumping through his two carts to grab is son. Dad yanks his pants up, but the bottle of pink milk is still in there.
The little boy spent the next few minutes talking about how the bottle made his "big ol peanut cold".
LMAO... I can never look at pink milk the same again.
Just watching Dad's acrobatics across the carts made my whole day.
Later, before he left he said. "I'm sorry, I will discuss winkie manners with him today". LOL. Now, I couldn't have cared less, and totally enjoyed the whole thing.
Do your kids have "Winkie manners"?
As I was standing in line there was a slightly harried father in line in front of me with two carts, and two kids. A girl about five, and a boy about two-ish.
Both kids were in matching boy's pajamas, all ruffled hair and sleepy looking.
The little one was drinking/carrying a baby bottle with pink milk in it. He walks up next to me and looks at me for a moment. Then he says "Wanna see what I got?"
"Well, of course I do!"
He pushes his pants down to just above his knees, stuffs his bottle of pink milk into his underwear (to hold it) clenches it between his knees, then grabs his penis, and pulls it out as far as he can and VERY loudly announces "I GOT A BIG OL PEANUT!" (penis)
His older sibling tells him "You HAVE to stop doing that. And it's a penis, not a peanut" He announces to me that she doesn't even have one anyway.
She stomps off.
:Dad nearly hurts himself jumping through his two carts to grab is son. Dad yanks his pants up, but the bottle of pink milk is still in there.
The little boy spent the next few minutes talking about how the bottle made his "big ol peanut cold".
LMAO... I can never look at pink milk the same again.
Just watching Dad's acrobatics across the carts made my whole day.
Later, before he left he said. "I'm sorry, I will discuss winkie manners with him today". LOL. Now, I couldn't have cared less, and totally enjoyed the whole thing.
Do your kids have "Winkie manners"?
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