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post #1 of 10
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Quote from my 4yo daughter:

"Mommy's baby will come out her vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina!" Sung loudly in public.

2yo son's response:
"I have a baby in my tummy and it's going to come out my butt!" (I guess b/c he does not have a vagina)

After bath my 2yo says to me while I am putting cocoa butter on my belly
"I need cocoa butter on my baby tummy too; my baby is going to be a koala bear"


Just thought I start this thread 'cause I know it's not just my kids sayin' funny stuff.

Chris
post #2 of 10
Yesterday my 3y old dd touched my tummy, started giggling and said "daddy, I just felt the baby, it licked me".

....can you tell we have a dog at home
post #3 of 10
My 4 yr old and 2 yr old both think they are pregnant too LOL. They walk around the house poking out their bellies and then my 4 yr old will push on his belly and then grab a baby doll and say look I had my baby lol. My 4 yr old also thinks his baby will come out of his butt lol. I think it has more to do with the boys butt/fart/burp is cool thoughts than it does because he doesnt have a vagina (in my sons case)
post #4 of 10
My 2 yr old likes to argue with me that the baby is NOT in my tummy, it's in hers. She's told everyone this and she says it with complete conviction. It's really funny
post #5 of 10
My 3yo thinks the baby comes out the belly button. I haven't corrected her yet....

She has it all planned out - we'll have to buy a new high chair, the carseat will go right next to hers, she will help baby walk etc. etc.
She thinks of these things before we do LOL.

She says my tummy is getting huge and told me this am as we are running late out the door that my shirt doesn't fit because my tummy is so huge.

g.
post #6 of 10
Apparently the 'sex chat' with my 6 year old didn't get through quite as clearly as I thought it did because a few weeks back she asked, "Can you feel your egg if you put your finger in your butt?". Further education was dispensed.
post #7 of 10
Wow. those are some great stories.

the story thats going on here is:

"we need a baby sister, thats all we have left to have"

(we have two boys)

Lets hope he's right! hahaa
post #8 of 10
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Originally Posted by Chavaleh View Post
Apparently the 'sex chat' with my 6 year old didn't get through quite as clearly as I thought it did because a few weeks back she asked, "Can you feel your egg if you put your finger in your butt?". Further education was dispensed.

LMFAO!!
post #9 of 10
heehee! cute!

kayleigh (my 4yo) told me the other day, "Mommy, the baby in your bely is a girl." "Aww, you think so?" "YES! And it has dark skin. And Brown hair" lol.

i then had to explain to her that mommy or daddy had to have dark skin to grow a baby with dark skin. lately she's been very interested in har/eye/skin color.
post #10 of 10
Quote:
"we need a baby sister, thats all we have left to have"

(we have two boys)
Thats too funny, my 5 yo said almost the same thing. "The baby is a girl because we don't have one of those" Thats my boy, always practical

My 2 yo is also convinced he has a baby in is tummy. The other day he was rubbing my belly and asked if the baby had food in there. I told him that the baby shared my food. He said he was sharing his food with his baby. So later, at dinner, he takes a bite of food and says "here you go baby! I'm sharing my dinner!"
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