Can I include favorite lines from previous books?
Book 5, when the Weasleys learn that Ron has been made Prefect:
Molly: Ron, A Prefect! I'm so proud - that's everyone in the family!
George: What are we, the next-door neighbors?
Book 6, when Dumbledore comes to 4 Privet Drive to get Harry (the entire scene is hysterical, but this part is my favorite):
Vernon: I don't mean to be rude...
Dumbledore: Yet accidental rudeness occurs alarmingly often. Best not to say anything at all.
And OHHH that scene with Dumbledore and the Dursleys is so great! I remember just rolling about the glasses banging the Dursleys in the head.