Game: You might be pregnant if...

[apriljoy]

...you carry around a jar of chocolate hazelnut spread in your diaper bag (you know, just in case...).


You might be pg if...

[Organicavocado]

...you are 100% positive that you AREN'T.

Or, if a good breakfast to you is peanut butter and pickles on tortilla chips.

[Meche]

... you subtlely rub your forearms against your boobies several times a day, okay an hour, to make sure they still hurt and remind yourself that you *are* really, truly, pregnant.

or

... you announce to hubby when he walks in the door that you had to pee seven times *an hour* all day.

[Ironica]

You take a nap, and wake up more tired!

[apmama2myboo]

love this :))

-if the thought of a certain food becomes an obsession for you, and you HAVE to have it, and then you start to make it, and it doens't look good anymore, and you run away

-you have to change your garbage bag more than once a day because something is in there like a banana peel and you can smell it from the OTHER side of the house

-your pants feel fine in the morning, but come 6 pm you think you've got a water alien secretly hoarding all your fluids, despite the fact that you've peed 20 times that day already

-you just went on a bra shopping spree a month ago and are irritated that the $100 you spent on bras was worthless because your cups runneth over lol

[All together ooky]

When you look around the house for a hair binder...for your pants.

[rmzbm]

When you wolf down a large pot of potato soup with a strawberry McDonald's milkshake & can't imagine anything better...just to realize a half hour-ish later what a BAD idea that really was!

[Lullabymama]

[QUOTE=Meche;8861234]... you subtlely rub your forearms against your boobies several times a day, okay an hour, to make sure they still hurt and remind yourself that you *are* really, truly, pregnant.QUOTE]

I SO do the boob thing! lol!


You know you are pregnant when....


....you try to get out of things (like vacuuming) because "I'm pregnant!"

....you poke at your tummy a thousand times a day to see if it feels harder. And you wonder if the baby can feel you poking at it.

[MissAnnThrope]

-you refer to your self as more than one by using the words "us", "we" when it is only you standing there.

[newmom80]

- You consider drinking a shot glass of Kraft mustard when looking for a "yummy snack" in the fridge

- You eat a pint of sliced jalapeños in three days, with eggs, potatoes, salmon patties, lasagne (anything at all really just to eat the peppers!)

- You crave 5 alarm chili on a 102 degree day when it's so hot you don't even want to get out of the car to go in the store to buy the ingredients... but you Must!

[rmzbm]

Originally Posted by newmom80

You consider drinking a shot glass of Kraft mustard when looking for a "yummy snack" in the fridge

OMG! I'm gunn'a hurl!

[apriljoy]

You go to the grocery store to pick up a few things, and it hits you that you need egg salad. You've never made egg salad before, so you have to speed dial your grandmother to ask what ingredients you should buy. By the time you get home, the thought of egg salad makes you sick to your stomach.

[newmom80]

I know! I am not normally even that crazy about mustard on sandwiches. I ended up satisfying my craving by pouring a bunch of mustard in a bowl and then dipping pretzels in it. So satisfying for about 6 bites, and then it was like OMG what was I thinking, I'm going to be sick! Then 30 seconds later I was in the mood for a cookie....

Originally Posted by rmzbm

OMG! I'm gunn'a hurl!

[Mom2Asa]

....you are so tired and EXHAUSTED that you can't even make it to your 15 month olds naptime...

...you get one food on your mind and it won't go away for several days...for me it is a Dunn Brother's Vanilla IceCrema drink...

...you STARE at your BFP home pregnancy tests all the time!....

...you count down the weeks until you are out of your first trimester...

...your mood seems to change every other hour or so...

[eksmom]

Every time you go to pick something up, you end up knocking it to the floor.

You keep reminding yourself, "There are really 4 of us in this car/room/house, not just 3."

[mkmama]

(I know...from forever ago, but it was fun to read. will add later.

Someone else had that mustard thing going on...maybe someone else has the raw chicken thing (NOT ME!)

[mama_ani]

You find yourself nauseated and hungry at the same time

[Goddess3_2005]

~Your obsessed with creating the perfect cloth diaper stash and spend hours researching, until you finally settle on the perfect stash. Then the next day you change your mind and start over again.

~You constantly check your TP, and get obsessive the closer you get to your due date.

~ You are so horney that you tell DH to meet you in the bedroom, and when he gets there your asleep.

~ You grocery shop and buy all your cravings and have nothing for a meal.

[3for3hb]

- you can't seem to stay on top of your constantly growing nails. And there isn't a chance you can reach your toenails...

- a quick snack is found by digging around the kids' halloween sacks (and I hate candy... unless it's REAL chocolate).

- suddenly dh realizes you are pregnant because he looks at you and says, OMG, you're really PREGNANT!!!!! (as if he didn't know it already)

- you can't eat and drink at the same time for the indigestion/heartburn it causes

- you are so absentminded and dh has to remind you ... yeah, what was I saying???

[BensMom]

...you panic if you leave home without your bottle of Tums.

...you accidentally turn on the stove with your belly while leaning over to reach teh cabinet above it. (happened last pregnancy, knobs are in a different place in this house. lol)

...you want some lovin', you think about getting some lovin'...but the idea of actually DTD makes you nausous.