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post #1 of 7
8/10/07 at 9:13pm
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My boyfriend came up with this one to pick on me (I'm studying to be a midwife). Warning: kinda risque!



How many midwives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just deal with the after effects!

post #2 of 7
8/11/07 at 12:57am
I have heard a variation on the light bulb thing:
How many midwives to change a light bulb?
Two. One to receive the light bulb and one to offer the light bulb encouragement.
post #3 of 7
8/11/07 at 4:26am
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Originally Posted by minkajane View Post
My boyfriend came up with this one to pick on me (I'm studying to be a midwife). Warning: kinda risque!



How many midwives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just deal with the after effects!
laughup
post #4 of 7
8/11/07 at 11:44pm
I've heard "6. One to do it, and 5 to keep the OB from interfering".
post #5 of 7
8/11/07 at 11:59pm
oh, that one is a good one too!
post #6 of 7
8/12/07 at 12:02am
How about:

"How many midwives does it take to change a light bulb?"

"One, and she just uses her hands."

"How many obstetricians does it take to change a light bulb?"

"One, and and then he removes the socket, just in case."
post #7 of 7
8/12/07 at 10:06am
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Originally Posted by applejuice View Post
How about:

"How many midwives does it take to change a light bulb?"

"One, and she just uses her hands."

"How many obstetricians does it take to change a light bulb?"

"One, and and then he removes the socket, just in case."
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