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I made out with Brett Michaels last night  

post #1 of 24
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In my dream, anyway!

Quick! Someone inspire me with great dreams about pregnancy before I go off the deep end!
post #2 of 24
Hee-hee!

I had a dream the other night that I was changing a never-ending poopy diaper -- I had gone through a box of wipes and I still wasn't done. AND, I was really grossed out and trying not to gag. Hmmmmm..... What does it all mean?
post #3 of 24
That's funny... in my first trimester especially, I was having a lot of X-rated dreams about OTHER men! It was really alarming, as I honestly have no desire to be with anyone else, but you can't help your dreams I guess.

DH told me that he once read that when women get pregnant sometimes a biological drive kicks in that makes them want to be promiscuous... nature's logic being that if the woman is with a few different men, all of these men will think it's their child so the baby will be better protected. I'm not sure WHERE he read that as I'd never heard it before, but then when my dreams started I wondered if there was something to it. (No, I never told him about my dreams. I'm always accusing him of dream-cheating on me, so I can't fess up myself!)
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I dreamt I was married to Forest Whitaker (from The Last King of Scotland and The Shield). And it was seriously the hottest relationship ever.

When I told DH, he was really confused by my choice ("He's, like, 50!"). Then I thought about it and realized, Forest Whitaker is brilliant and talented...I find him very attractive! Who knew?
post #5 of 24
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There IS something yummy about Forest Whitaker.

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Originally Posted by Grace24 View Post
DH told me that he once read that when women get pregnant sometimes a biological drive kicks in that makes them want to be promiscuous... nature's logic being that if the woman is with a few different men, all of these men will think it's their child so the baby will be better protected.
I think some primates do that. And it would make sense if it were back in caveman times where food was maybe scarce and the more men thinking that baby is his, the better. But I don't know if cavemen were more monogomous.
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In my dream, anyway!

Quick! Someone inspire me with great dreams about pregnancy before I go off the deep end!

Gina, I'm sorry, but that's a nightmare, not a dream, honey.
post #7 of 24
I was stuck in a beach house last night because tsunamis were coming hard and fast. I finally escaped into the Masonic Temple where I interupted a Lot's Daughters initiation. They didn't know that there were tsunamis because the memorial is so tall.

I dream about tsunamis a lot, but I have never dreamed about the Masons before! I guess its from DH constantly talking about how he wants to be one and I pass the memorial on the way to my midwives. lol
post #8 of 24
And was this Brett Michaels circa Poison's heyday? or current Brett Michaels? The former is totally a dream, the latter not so much!
post #9 of 24
WAH! I just have scary pregnancy bleeding dreams. I wish I would have a dream about Hugh Laurie and I having a torrid affair...
post #10 of 24
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This is the current, not-so-girly-looking-and-with-a-small-spare-tire, Bret Michaels. And I must confess, I do find him a bit yummy in his older age. Not most of his media photos but the stuff I see where he's just being normal.

Seems funny that I saw him with Poison in concert something like 18 years ago when I was in 7th grade.
post #11 of 24
i had a dream the other night that i was breastfeeding a tiny kitten!
post #12 of 24
Forest Whitaker got into trouble for beating his wife allegedly-not so hot.....he is oddly physically attractive though....I cant imagine having to kiss brett michaels YYEEE-UUUUUCCCKKKKK!!!! I had total x-rated dreams there for a while always involving dh and then a few just good make out sessions with Mike Ness the lead singer of Social Distortion who is like my all time favorite....niiiiccceeee.....I never told dh about the ones with us....I didnt want him to get any ideas.....my drive is negative nil.....:
post #13 of 24
i have had my share of crazy dreams lately, each probably worth its own post on this board...from breastfeeding cats, to my baby being born prematurely as a dragon, and various sexual excapades...

but can i just say gina, that if you ever dream of present day bret michaels again, will you pull his bandana off so we can find out if he's bald under there or not?? seriously, the bandana is a permanent fixture, and the hair coming out of it looks like Barbie hair...my husband and I watch the show religiously and are mezmorized by it.
post #14 of 24
hi!
i ve been reading very interesting things here, but havent posted yet.
I have to now!
whats up with pregnancy and cats?
i had a dream where i was GIVING BIRTH to a cat!
and not just any cat, it was my friends and she was the midwife!!!
and thats interesting...about preg women and sexual urges...i ve been having bizarre dreams where im in threesomes, or having sex with friends!
nice to be here...namaste
post #15 of 24
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Dude, there IS something about pregnancy/cat/kitten dreams!!

Remember my dream where I had tons of nipples like a cat? Now several of ya'll are breastfeeding and giving birth to cats. What is that?
post #16 of 24
DH said I could cheat on him w/ Bret Michaels just so we could find out if he's bald!
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I dreamt I made out with Zack Braff about a month ago. Funny, on "Scrubs" he's so goofy, but in my dream he was totally hot!
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In my dream, anyway!

Quick! Someone inspire me with great dreams about pregnancy before I go off the deep end!
GinaRae, will you stay in this house and continue to Rock My World?

Tell me watch that show?

I think I made out with Brett Michaels in my dreams every night from about 6th grade till college...lol.
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DH said I could cheat on him w/ Bret Michaels just so we could find out if he's bald!
My DH said the same thing! He wants me to go on the show next season just to pull the bandana off. Even if I get kicked off the show before it even airs, I'll be able to share the truth with the world. Hahha...
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Forest Whitaker got into trouble for beating his wife allegedly-not so hot
Yikes, I never would have guessed that! All I knew about his personal life is that he's classically trained in opera, a vegetarian, and a devoted father. But no, spousal abuse...not sexy.
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