Have we lost our ever lovin' minds? Starting this fall, elementary schools in this area banned running on the playground for all students up to third grade. Brilliant, eh? They worry about those boo-boos and bangups on the playground, thus........"free range" running is banned.
So now when I drive past the playgrounds when there is a recess, I see something I've never seen before: these glumps of boys sitting on the ground with their legs folded, in circles. I presume it's because they forgot themselves, broke the rule and were forced to sit out the recess.
Aghhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!! Every dang year, it gets worse with yet another totally asinine new policy passed down by the Grand Poobah experts in education. Heck, with this many boys unable to ignore their own natural, healthy instincts to run, it's still too dangerous for them to be allowed to walk either. I say just put these poor fragile creatures in a padded puppy crate and carry them from place to place bungee strapped on a luggage cart.
So now when I drive past the playgrounds when there is a recess, I see something I've never seen before: these glumps of boys sitting on the ground with their legs folded, in circles. I presume it's because they forgot themselves, broke the rule and were forced to sit out the recess.
Aghhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!! Every dang year, it gets worse with yet another totally asinine new policy passed down by the Grand Poobah experts in education. Heck, with this many boys unable to ignore their own natural, healthy instincts to run, it's still too dangerous for them to be allowed to walk either. I say just put these poor fragile creatures in a padded puppy crate and carry them from place to place bungee strapped on a luggage cart.







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: Pls bring that one up to the school board!!


What!!!!! Where so you live??? That is the craziest thing I have ever heard!!!!