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post #21 of 82
Sounds like a keeper
post #22 of 82
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HOLY FORESKIN BATMAN!!!!

I just called the Russian and asked. (Cause I don't DO showers together ) and (to appease those who like this wording)

Russian: What?
muckemom: Are you? Intact?
Russian: In what way? Mentally? (insert silly Russian giggle here)
muckemom: Shut up, are you circumsized?
Russian.......... is this a serious question?
muckemom: Yes.
Russian: Aren't you at work right now?
muckemom: Yes, and circumsision is a dirty word, but they'll deal.
Russian: Well, you know the answer.
muckemom: So you're not? I read on my mamas forum that they dont do a lot of circ's in Russia
Russian: I'm NOT.
muckemom: Not what?
Russian: Circumsised. How can you not know this?
muckemom: Well I don't spend a hell of a lot of time staring at genitals, dear.
Russian: I'll see you at 6.
muckemom: Sounds terrif.


So, no... he is intact.

post #23 of 82
How did I get to this thread?



I have to admit I waited for the "is he intact or not" answer.
post #24 of 82
Aww that's so sweet in a kind of messed up way!
post #25 of 82
WOOT!!! I'm so happy for you!!
post #26 of 82


This is the funniest thread I've ever read on the circ board.
post #27 of 82
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This is the funniest thread I've ever read on the circ board.


I can't stop laughing!
post #28 of 82


The Russian sounds like a lot of fun.
post #29 of 82
lol... I'm amused. Very cool But, if it were me, now I'd have to inspect it to figure out why I couldn't tell before :
post #30 of 82
I figured he'd be intact, considering he's Russian. LOL.

Look at that, so many American women complain about how "weird-looking" the intact penis is, and muckemom didn't even know her boyfriend wasn't circumcised. :
post #31 of 82
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I figured he'd be intact, considering he's Russian. LOL.

Look at that, so many American women complain about how "weird-looking" the intact penis is, and muckemom didn't even know her boyfriend wasn't circumcised. :
I know, I SOOOOO wanted to call my X husband and say, "Well, I know for a fact that an intact penis is better, and NOT weird looking... <insert nasty comment about his meager skills>" because that was his main complaint when I refused to have DS circ'd

I actually just called a friend of mine to tell her (she's preggo with a boy and pro-circ) and I told her.... see, when it really counts you can't tell any dif. between the two.

She's so close... where is that disgustingly horrifying video... maybe that'll help push her over the fence (and perhaps even onto the intactivist side )
post #32 of 82
I very rarley wander over to this board but this post is great. I wish I had the courage to be as straight forward as you are!


Not stealing your thread but this is one awkward conversation I had with my MIL:

MIL: OH, DS isn't circed?
ME: Nope.
MIL: One of my sons wasn't circed either.
ME: REALLY?
MIL: yeah, when he was born the DR said he didn't have enough foreskin to do it. I just can't remember which son. (She has 5) She then looks at me for a while until I realize she is waiting for me to tell her if it was dh.
ME: Ummmmmmm, Wow that's interesting.

I really had no clue what to say. I'm pretty sure it was not dh but we aren't that close and for the life of me could not think of a way to inform her my dh was not intact.
post #33 of 82
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Originally Posted by Blooming View Post
I very rarley wander over to this board but this post is great. I wish I had the courage to be as straight forward as you are!


Not stealing your thread but this is one awkward conversation I had with my MIL:

MIL: OH, DS isn't circed?
ME: Nope.
MIL: One of my sons wasn't circed either.
ME: REALLY?
MIL: yeah, when he was born the DR said he didn't have enough foreskin to do it. I just can't remember which son. (She has 5) She then looks at me for a while until I realize she is waiting for me to tell her if it was dh.
ME: Ummmmmmm, Wow that's interesting.

I really had no clue what to say. I'm pretty sure it was not dh but we aren't that close and for the life of me could not think of a way to inform her my dh was not intact.
bolding mine: I laughed out loud when I finally understood what you meant by that. I had to reread it several times, before I realized that you and your MIL aren't close.... I thought you meant you and your DH.
post #34 of 82
This thread is fun! Although, I think it's giving me penis envy- I've never had an intact partner.
post #35 of 82

Ooooooh, I needed a post like this to brighten my day.
post #36 of 82
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I swear I remember someone on this board stating that circ is unheard of in Russia, even among Jews. But it's possible I'm just :
Yeah, my dh's brother is using this one as an excuse to circ future kiddos (Not that we aren't done working on him, and now he's getting married, so we'll work on her too). He had a friend that was Jewish, but born in Russia, so he couldn't get circ'd until he moved to the US as a teenager. He told bil about how awful it was, so bil wants to circ his kids so they don't go through that : (He's not Jewish, btw)

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bolding mine: I laughed out loud when I finally understood what you meant by that. I had to reread it several times, before I realized that you and your MIL aren't close.... I thought you meant you and your DH.
I thought the same thing!
post #37 of 82
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bolding mine: I laughed out loud when I finally understood what you meant by that. I had to reread it several times, before I realized that you and your MIL aren't close.... I thought you meant you and your DH.
Whoops, not what the way I meant it. Glad you figured it out. DH are so that close.


I think I won't edit it as it sounds kind-of funny that way.
post #38 of 82
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Originally Posted by savienu View Post
This thread is fun! Although, I think it's giving me penis envy- I've never had an intact partner.
me too.
post #39 of 82
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This is the funniest thread I've ever read on the circ board.

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I don't think I've ever really laughed at anything I've read on this board before.
post #40 of 82
to funny
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