Ahem... - Page 4

[Mama Bear]

you all are the best

[Isaac'sMa]

Originally Posted by *Lindsey*

I canNOT believe what I have started.

Still, lovin' this thread.

Bwahahaha! You've created a monster!

[Curlita]

Originally Posted by Isaac'sMa

Bwahahaha! You've created a monster!

No fair blaming Lindsey! Not like she drug us, kicking and screaming into this topic. We're not exactly a bunch of shrinking violets.

[mittendrin]

Keep it going!!! Make it a sticky!!!:

[*Lindsey*]

A sticky called: "Suggestions for sexual positions when you're big as a house"

[StacieM]

OMG you guys. I really needed the smiles and laughter this thread has brought to me today.

Mama Hippo: that is a great position except that, like some others, being on my back takes my breathe away most times.

Originally Posted by AimeeandBrian

And as far as lubrication goes....Dh....uuummmm.....satisfies me beforehand....that seems to help

Goodness we've made ME feel modest!

: that does seem to be when everything works best

Aimee: you gave a pretty good description of the spooning thing. The side of our bed is against a wall, so it works pretty good when I can brace my hands against the wall so I don't slide/move forward.

Originally Posted by maisiedotes

:
Well, I don't know if I am alone here but I feel like things aren't quite lined up right- like DH is hitting something when he... uh... enters me. It is probably just me being tense... but my hoo-ha seems very swollen. But I shall be taking notes. :

You're not alone....I hate when things don't feel "lined up" properly. That does happen at times and it makes me feel like we're "inexperienced" since it takes us a little while to get "lined up" better. LOL and on the swollen thing - yeah, that's part of why I ban the morning sessions because sometimes I just feel swollen all day and that just sucks...in addition to legs that feel numb and lots of BH that's just WAY too much discomfort to endure all day if we're going to be out and about and I can't just lay down on the couch whenever I feel uncomfortable or lay down for hours afterward like at night.

Originally Posted by *Lindsey*

I canNOT believe what I have started.

Originally Posted by Curlita

No fair blaming Lindsey! Not like she drug us, kicking and screaming into this topic. We're not exactly a bunch of shrinking violets.

Originally Posted by mittendrin

Keep it going!!! Make it a sticky!!!:

Originally Posted by *Lindsey*

A sticky called: "Suggestions for sexual positions when you're big as a house"

laughup laughup laughup

[Sobee]

I can't believe what goes down here!!! I haven't checked in for a few days, and look what I've been missing. This is totally fabulous, the perfect pregnant read.

I second the olive oil recommendation, and several others mentioned.

[maisiedotes]

I am actually a virgin.... :

[Curlita]

Originally Posted by maisiedotes

I am actually a virgin.... :

Wow, an immaculate conception! In our DDC! What are the odds?!?

[dcgrl]

Originally Posted by maisiedotes

I am actually a virgin.... :

[AimeeandBrian]

Originally Posted by Curlita

Wow, an immaculate conception! In our DDC! What are the odds?!?

Haha, there's a thread about this in Religion right now...immaculate conception is being born without original sin...: That's why it's on the top of my mind right now.

Wow, I just talked about religion in the sex thread!

[Curlita]

Originally Posted by AimeeandBrian

Haha, there's a thread about this in Religion right now...immaculate conception is being born without original sin...: That's why it's on the top of my mind right now.

This is what happens when you are a lapsed Lutheran... Okay, so a virgin birth in our DDC! Still unusual, even if not immaculate.

Originally Posted by AimeeandBrian

Wow, I just talked about religion in the sex thread!

I dare you to talk about sex in the religion thread!

[AimeeandBrian]

Originally Posted by Curlita

I dare you to talk about sex in the religion thread!

Do we have one? Because I will! lol (