Sarcasm fully intended.
People annoy me. This one woman, in particular. She saw me the other day and congratulated me on being pregnant, and asked me when I was due.
Me: Feb. 22
Her: Oh, don't tell Brad [her husband] that; he'll want you to wait until the 23rd--that's his birthday.
Me: It's going to be long past his birthday, anyway. I won't have it until March.
Her: When?
Me: March. Everyone in my family goes late.
Her: *looks skeptically*
Me: Darren was two weeks late.
Her: *While looking superior* Every pregnancy's different.
Me: I know, but in my entire family [and my mom is one of 13, if that gives you some idea of size!], everyone has gone at least two weeks late. No one has ever gone early or on time.
Her: *Continues to look at me like she knows better*
Me: Well I will be pleasantly suprised if I go on early or on time, but it's not going to happen.
This is the same woman who was POSITIVE that I was having twins last time. After all, SHE had had twins, and she KNEW. No, actually, I just had one, very big (9.8), very long (23") child.
Just for dramatic effect, I hope I go a month late.
People annoy me. This one woman, in particular. She saw me the other day and congratulated me on being pregnant, and asked me when I was due.
Me: Feb. 22
Her: Oh, don't tell Brad [her husband] that; he'll want you to wait until the 23rd--that's his birthday.
Me: It's going to be long past his birthday, anyway. I won't have it until March.
Her: When?
Me: March. Everyone in my family goes late.
Her: *looks skeptically*
Me: Darren was two weeks late.
Her: *While looking superior* Every pregnancy's different.
Me: I know, but in my entire family [and my mom is one of 13, if that gives you some idea of size!], everyone has gone at least two weeks late. No one has ever gone early or on time.
Her: *Continues to look at me like she knows better*
Me: Well I will be pleasantly suprised if I go on early or on time, but it's not going to happen.
This is the same woman who was POSITIVE that I was having twins last time. After all, SHE had had twins, and she KNEW. No, actually, I just had one, very big (9.8), very long (23") child.
Just for dramatic effect, I hope I go a month late.







: here is one of the many gems she has presented me with:





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: Are you SURE of your dates is something I am just about sick of