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OT but true story.

I was 40 weeks pregnant. Hugely pregnant. 9lb baby pregnant.

We are on our way home from somewhere and we needed milk and other essentials.

DS1 was asleep in his carseat in the back seat. DH (who was driving) tells me to stay in the car while he runs into the grocery store. He leaves the keys so I can listen to the radio.

I had terrible sciatica/hip pain so I was sitting (in a skirt mind you) with one leg up on the dashboard and the other leg pressing against the driver's seat side - yes, completely spread eagle. I was snoozing, listening to music.

Next thing I know, a complete stranger opens the car door and attempts to get into the car. She then sees me, SCREAMS! bloody murder, and drops her bag.

Turns out, she thought it was her car.

Oops.