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post #21 of 30
just want to start out by saying that I have been paranoid since I brought my preemie home. One day his penis was all red had these funny looking sores and was swollen, I totally freaked out.

I thought he had some flesh eating bacteria and I would have to rush him to the ER, they would amputate his penis and he would never be able to have sex or children and I would never be a grandma and maybe I was selfish for wanting children and on and on... Then his penis waved at me. It was just an erection and a diaper rash. DUH!
post #22 of 30
Yup, normal. From doing EC, I bet he either just peed or had to pee, because that's one of the telltale signs. I believe it's referred to as a "pee horn" in EC-speak, as eloquent as that is.
post #23 of 30
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post #24 of 30
I noticed one for the first time the other day - and it freaked me OUT! I was like, it's all swollen. DH comes over , takes a glance and goes "ah, the morning wood...".

I think it's too cute also - although it occassionally surprises me when I pick him up naked and catch a swinging thing in my peripheral vision...

Michelle
post #25 of 30
The title of this thread was killing me this morning! One of my friends has a little boy, and she told me the craziest story about a mom friend of hers who liked to talk about how "big" her son was and compare his equipment to others! : Now THAT is bizarre -- it definitely says something about the mother, but I'm not sure what . . .
post #26 of 30
Oh my god, I had no idea. I've never been around baby boys. Crazy. I'm sure they are charming in their own way, but I have to say that I was rather relieved when I found out my baby was a girl. (I can't wait for the tea parties)
post #27 of 30
Hah, I loved it the first time my oldest came up to me with an erection and said "My penis is all BIG! Fix it!" And then of course, my DH was the one who got to witness his first experience with "racking" the boys against a coffee tablewith only underwear and not a diaper on..... According to DH, DS stood there, then said "Ow...peanut ouchie." Slight pause, and then "Oh...OW!" Needless to say, DH gave him quite a bit of sympathy (while trying very hard not to laugh).
post #28 of 30
This thread is just getting funnier!! LOL

peanut ouchie!! rotflmao
post #29 of 30
I don't have any experience but I couldn't resist clicking on the thread because of the title.
post #30 of 30
My middle boy: MOMMY MOMMY!!!
Me: What B?
B whips his penis out and holds it and says " it's getting bigger mommy, it's getting bigger, look look!!!"

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